Going out with an Indian girl!!!

Reply 40

TheonlyMrsHolmes

19

Um..I thought you were indian? :s-smilie:

Reply 41

TorpidPhil

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Original post by Blue_Mason

Could you please change our profile pic?

Why you ashamed though. Our love must be flaunted, no?

!!!!

Reply 42

deeznutsh

Remember she is brown and Indian :smile:

Reply 43

Anonynmous

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Original post by Awesome Genius

Nah not even close. Really crap university. But it's ok, beggars can't be choosers.

First off mate, Don't tell her your occupation and or what you whippin

Clothes should be low end brands (think TK Maxx, Primark, GAP), watch to wear should be a used casio, creps need to be just one of them £5 things you get in the market. Reasons being you need to develop some sort of trust between you and her, you get me?

For occupation & car, if she asks, say you work with computers (don't delve into details, this isn't MBB-like analysis lvls here) and say you drive a nissan micra. This again is to make urself look calm, the M4 and ur prestigious career ting shall wait ennih>

Ask the girl where do you wanna take her, if she mentions anything more expensive than nandos, kindly decline.

Otherwise, take her to ur local chicken cottage or if ur money game is on point, a dixy chicken/sams will do.

As a guy, you have to express your leadership ability (core competency skill 1). Order 3 wings and chips with extra dip to both of you (preferably BBQ), Obviously using your stellar communication & motivational skills to ask bossman to give you some extra chips/wings on the side as a kind gesture. if boss man declines, call him a ****

If she asks for seconds, you decline and end the date. start playing jme man dont care about all that on the phone and make boss man shank to the tune

After a successful date ting n dat and you have decided innit she is the one for you cuz, take her out to a nice mayfair ting, escorting her with the M4 v6 n tings. you know shes the right chick once u reach this stage fam.

After dat ting ygm, go for the muay thai dick to the face in the bedroom ygm cuz?

Hopefully this is useful.

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 44

Blue_Mason

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Original post by TorpidPhil

Why you ashamed though. Our love must be flaunted, no?

!!!!

My heart can only belong to a woman,dude.

Reply 45

Awesome Genius

OP

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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Um..I thought you were indian? :s-smilie:

I am.

But Indian girls have this obsession with white guys, so in retaliation, I have only ever really been interested in white girls.

Right now things are not good though, I'm feeling a bit lonely for a while now. And this girl really is very pretty and petite and I thought she seemed really nice.

Reply 46

TorpidPhil

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Original post by Blue_Mason

My heart can only belong to a woman,dude.

Then why did you say remove "our picture" as if it was me and you kissing XD

Reply 47

TorpidPhil

19

Original post by Awesome Genius

I am.

But Indian girls have this obsession with white guys, so in retaliation, I have only ever really been interested in white girls.

Right now things are not good though, I'm feeling a bit lonely for a while now. And this girl really is very pretty and petite and I thought she seemed really nice.

Better tell her that then!

"Ma'am, I'm dating you becuase you're nice and pretty and petite, but I must say, since you're brown you are definitely a last resort as I have been spitefully playing the game of retaliation against brown women quite unlike yourself who ceaselessly chase white men and ignore us brown men and thus I was only pursuing white women before. It never turned out well though, so that's why I'm on this date with you and by God ain't you a pretty little thing :smile:

"

Reply 48

honestly

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Original post by Awesome Genius

I have never been out with an Indian girl before.

Is there anything I have to know?

Careful [Cow] Boy ! :wink:

We indians are the same as you white folk with a few minor difference:

1. Instead of fish and chips we have curry.
2. your parents want you to explore life and become whatever your heart desires, We are to become doctors!
3. You enjoy mixing culturally and experiencing other people way of life, we simply have caste system so were better than anyone not in the same caste.
4. room of 10 white people: agreeable conversation. room of 10 indians: 11 different arguments.
5. you people rave, we fix light bulbs.
...

:p:

p:bhangra:

Reply 49

the terminator

9

OP its easy if you just be yourself. Never act fake, that personality will die out at some point or you may not be able to keep it up. If you click then thats it really.

Good luck!

Reply 50

toonervoustotalk

20

Send her my way fam!!!
She will break up with you in 3 weeks max!!!
She can teach me a few stuff in the bedroom as well :teehee:

Reply 51

Awesome Genius

OP

2

Original post by Anonynmous

First off mate, Don't tell her your occupation and or what you whippin

Clothes should be low end brands (think TK Maxx, Primark, GAP), watch to wear should be a used casio, creps need to be just one of them £5 things you get in the market. Reasons being you need to develop some sort of trust between you and her, you get me?

For occupation & car, if she asks, say you work with computers (don't delve into details, this isn't MBB-like analysis lvls here) and say you drive a nissan micra. This again is to make urself look calm, the M4 and ur prestigious career ting shall wait ennih>

Ask the girl where do you wanna take her, if she mentions anything more expensive than nandos, kindly decline.

Otherwise, take her to ur local chicken cottage or if ur money game is on point, a dixy chicken/sams will do.

As a guy, you have to express your leadership ability (core competency skill 1). Order 3 wings and chips with extra dip to both of you (preferably BBQ), Obviously using your stellar communication & motivational skills to ask bossman to give you some extra chips/wings on the side as a kind gesture. if boss man declines, call him a ****

If she asks for seconds, you decline and end the date. start playing jme man dont care about all that on the phone and make boss man shank to the tune

After a successful date ting n dat and you have decided innit she is the one for you cuz, take her out to a nice mayfair ting, escorting her with the M4 v6 n tings. you know shes the right chick once u reach this stage fam.

After dat ting ygm, go for the muay thai dick to the face in the bedroom ygm cuz?

Hopefully this is useful.

Thanks for your advice!

Firstly she already knows my old and new occupation - it's kinda how we were introduced. I'm not sure what you mean by "what I'm whipping" but if you mean my car, I haven't mentioned that and I'm not going to.

In terms of clothes, I don't possess clothes from Primark :frown:

so I'll just have to wear the normal stuff. I won't wear a watch since I don't have a good one at the moment anyway, nor do I have a Casio.

I do understand where you're coming from though - I need to see if she's trustworthy!

We're actually going to watch the new bond film and haven't made plans about food. So I'm going to just try and get away with sharing my buttered popcorn and then hopefully after eating such fattening food she'll feel self-conscious or something and I won't have to buy her any actual food. If she does want food, I'll take her to a Subway that is close by - that way we can have separate bills and I won't have to pay!

Reply 52

aamirac

20

Don't call her a jungli

Reply 53

Wolfegirl98

10

Why does it matter that she's Indian? Shouldn't you treat her like you treat anyone else? She's not from another planet...

Reply 54

TheonlyMrsHolmes

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Original post by Awesome Genius

I am.

But Indian girls have this obsession with white guys, so in retaliation, I have only ever really been interested in white girls.

Right now things are not good though, I'm feeling a bit lonely for a while now. And this girl really is very pretty and petite and I thought she seemed really nice.

Lol yes, that makes a lot of sense!

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Congratulations.

Original post by Awesome Genius

Thanks for your advice!

np

Original post by Awesome Genius

Firstly she already knows my old and new occupation - it's kinda how we were introduced.

I suggest dump immediately OR u can tell her str8 that u got demoted to some dead role. This is a good way to gauge trust lvls

Original post by Awesome Genius

I'm not sure what you mean by "what I'm whipping" but if you mean my car, I haven't mentioned that and I'm not going to.

Yes, car & good job

Original post by Awesome Genius

In terms of clothes, I don't possess clothes from Primark :frown:

so I'll just have to wear the normal stuff.

Fair enough. Just dont wear something too flashy

Original post by Awesome Genius

I won't wear a watch since I don't have a good one at the moment anyway, nor do I have a Casio.

Get a casio man. £5 amzn

Original post by Awesome Genius

I do understand where you're coming from though - I need to see if she's trustworthy!

for real g

Original post by Awesome Genius

We're actually going to watch the new bond film and haven't made plans about food. S

Mate do u even putlocker my g? i've seen Camrips x264s AC3 MP4 .rar files online cuzzy.

Original post by Awesome Genius

So I'm going to just try and get away with sharing my buttered popcorn and then hopefully after eating such fattening food she'll feel self-conscious or something and I won't have to buy her any actual food. If she does want food, I'll take her to a Subway that is close by - that way we can have separate bills and I won't have to pay!

gg, i suggest sainsburys popcorn tho. £1 is a deal m9

subway is decent too.

bro if she dont pay u need to dump asap. what a freeloader.

u gotta ask her too after for muay thai dick. if she aint offerin the nani tell her to fk off