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If you were paid £1million a year to stay celibate for life would you?

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If you had the choice to have £1 million a year for the rest of your life under the condition you could never have any sexual contact would you?

*insert your mum pays me more per year joke here

Reply 21

a noble chance

Original post by driftawaay

Honestly, I would murder babies for that kind of money, but giving up pussy for eternity? No. I'd rather be on benefits + get pussy.

This post is revolting on so many levels

Reply 22

saeed97

Original post by a noble chance

This post is revolting on so many levels

The individual in question seems to be slightly messed up in the head so it shouldnt come as a shock.

Reply 23

LeyK

Original post by a noble chance

This post is revolting on so many levels

Money can change an innocent one into a monster :colone:

Life is astonishing when a piece of paper is involved :s-smilie:

Reply 24

TreeFellOnMe

Yeah but then I'd break it the first chance I get

Reply 25

somnacin

Hell yeah, I can buy all the sex toys I want :tongue:

Reply 26

Dr Pesto

Nah. I'd take £1 million for one year of celibacy, but not a lifetime

Reply 27

Alexion

Can someone define the limits of this aforementioned "sexual contact"? Then I'll make my decision.

Reply 28

woIfie

Not for £1 million.

For £100 million I would think about it, if it was still able to masturbate and I could still sleep in the same bed as my partner and cuddle. Not saying I would, but I would consider it for a hundred mil

Reply 29

Heironymous

What would life expectancy be without sex?

Reply 30

Truflais

Original post by Dr Pesto

Nah. I'd take £1 million for one year of celibacy, but not a lifetime

This, never a lifetime.

Reply 31

anonymous998

I'm already doing this so the easy answer is YES.

Reply 32

jSchmidt21

I'd do it for free bruh, easiest thing ever :rofl:

definitely

I would take it in return for 10 years of celibacy, no more. Celibacy would mean I could masturbate while alone and maintain romantic but asexual relationships.