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The most ridiculous song lyrics you've ever had the misfortune of hearing

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Original post by JK471993

Katy Perry - Peacock:

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

I just hate not being able to understand the meaning of this one :O

Cheryl Cole - Parachute

I don't need a parachute
Baby, if I've got you
Baby, if I've got you
I don't need a parachute
You're gonna catch me
You're gonna catch if I fall
Down, down, down

F*cking hell.

Give me The Smiths any day.

The Smiths. the best of british.
I could eat them, yum. :love:

Reply 21

Reelo

Weird Al Yankovik - Horoscope

'The look on your face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Meryl Streep'

:lolwut:

Reply 22

username227498

Skip to 0:49 if you don't want to hear his pointless monologue.

Die Antwoord- Enter the Ninja

I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

I'm a ninja, yo
My life is like a videogame
I maintain when I'm in the zone
One player one life on the mic
I'm in the dark

Yo, ninja, go

No ****in around I'm cutting down
Anyone in my path
Tryna **** up my game with razor sharp
Lyrical throw stars
Killin' my foes like

Hos! Ska!

Wild, outta control

Ninja skop befokte rof taal
Rough rhymes, tough times
Met fokkol kos, skraal
Till I hit triple seven at the ATM
Straight famine or feast,
When you're living on the razor edge
Stay sharp, sharp

Rolling with the $O$
High energy
Never seen zef so fresh
Uh, when we mic check
Hi-def flow's flex
Yo we aren't the messed up
Not ****ing the best
We not like the rest
My style is UFO
Totally unknown
You can't **** with my new Zef flow
I'm hard to miss
"You can't do this, you can't do that"
Yo, ****in' who said so?
I do what I like
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
You can't **** with the chosen one
I-I-I want the knife
I'm a Ninja

Hook x2

Ninja is poes cool
But don't **** with my game
Boy or I'll poes you
Life is tough
When I get stuck
When my time is up
I push through
Till I break-break-break
on through to the other side
Fantastically poor with faces like a stalker

Ninja is hardcore
Been cut so deep, feel no pain
It's not sore
Don't ask for kak or
You'll get what you ask for
I'm like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive

My blade swing free
Decapitate a hater with amazing ease
This is not a game, boy
Don't play with me
I work my light sabre like a wild ****ing savage
from the dark side danger

Yin to the yang
Totally Hi-Tek Ninjas
Mother****ing big in Japan
I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand
Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan
Fly-talking, sky-walking
Like a ninja

Hook x2

****, this is like
The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
**** all of you who said I wouldn't make it
Who said I was a loser
They said I was a no-one
They said I was a ****in' psycho
But look at me now:
All up on the interweb
World-wide, 2009
Futurista
Enter the ninja
Yolandi Visser
DJ Hi-Tek
Die fokken Antwoord

What's my name?

I, I, I (I'm a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I (yo I'm a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

I, I, I (Yo I'm a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I (a mother****in' ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection

Reply 23

im so academic

Original post by davidmarsh01

Damn you!! Swifty is the best!!!

She is, but not that particular song. Admittedly, I do quite like that particular one. :p:

Reply 24

jaunebanane

The Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doi trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky-cheeky

Reply 25

DesignFreak

Anything by Brokencyde, load of **** really.

Reply 26

Mr Student

"and I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket but I gotta get a move on with my life / It's hard to be a big girl now / But big girls don't crrrrrrrrrrrry"

Fergie from the BEP.

Reply 27

username527428

Anything by Cheryl Cole, also 'My Humps' by The Black eyed Peas, it's just upsetting :'(

Reply 28

accesstohe

When Gwen Stefani said:

Let me hear you say this **** is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This **** is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

Reply 29

Retrospect

Original post by davidmarsh01

Damn you!! Swifty is the best!!!

Too bad Jake Gyllenhaal got to her first. Sorry.

Reply 30

Installation

Original post by ForgettingWhatsername

Hahaha those are brilliant! :rofl:

Uhm yeah Coldplay - Yellow:

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

So basically he just drew a yellow line for someone... ? :lolwut:

Obviously peed in the snow

Reply 31

Alt__x

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Barbra Streisand

Hold the popcorn and the drinks,
Let me pay the money so we get in,
Now hold my hand and take a step to the door,
Be careful don’t fall,
Lets sit on those two chairs alone,
Watching a movie so we can see what’s going on,
If you don’t like to watch u can lean on my chest,
Take a rest and do your best baby girl… ahhhaaa!

Take u to da movies by Bangs.
Who falls over in the cinema anyway?

Reply 34

Alt__x

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(edited 11 years ago)

Reply 35

xoxAngel_Kxox

Original post by ormaybeitsjustnarcissism

I do love them, so it's not really a misfortune, but I think they're undeniably ridiculous:
Kraftwerk - Showroom Dummies
We are standing here
Exposing ourselves
We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies
[...]
We go into a club
And there we start to dance
We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

Someone bought my brother their album as a secret santa gift.. except it's in German.
I'm considering smashing his laptop up..!!

Reply 36

ormaybeitsjustnarcissism

Original post by Gemma :)!

Someone bought my brother their album as a secret santa gift.. except it's in German.
I'm considering smashing his laptop up..!!

Ahh that's amazing! I really like listening to them in all the languages I don't understand :redface:

Why, do you not like them or something? :tongue:

Reply 37

xoxAngel_Kxox

Original post by ormaybeitsjustnarcissism

Ahh that's amazing! I really like listening to them in all the languages I don't understand :redface:

Why, do you not like them or something? :tongue:

Well I wouldn't say its the worst music I've ever heard, but really not to my taste, and especially not left on repeat all night!

Reply 38

dillydaydream1

The whole of Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic'. How hasn't that been mentioned on this thread? Jokes about it have been done to death.

Also...

'I've got more arms than a squid' Especially as it was rhymed with 'I'll bash you up for a quid' or something.

'I've got so many clothes I keep some at my aunt's house'
lol...

Reply 39

HopefullyMedic

Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches

Movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way I'd eat peaches everyday

WTFWTFWTF?