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    (Original post by JK471993)
    Katy Perry - Peacock:

    I wanna see your peacock, ****, ****
    Your peacock, ****
    Your peacock, ****, ****
    Your peacock
    I wanna see your peacock, ****, ****
    Your peacock, ****
    Your peacock, ****, ****
    Your peacock

    I just hate not being able to understand the meaning of this one :O

    Cheryl Cole - Parachute

    I don't need a parachute
    Baby, if I've got you
    Baby, if I've got you
    I don't need a parachute
    You're gonna catch me
    You're gonna catch if I fall
    Down, down, down

    F*cking hell.

    Give me The Smiths any day.
    The Smiths. the best of british.
    I could eat them, yum. :love:
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    Weird Al Yankovik - Horoscope

    'The look on your face will be priceless when you find
    that 40-pound watermelon in your colon
    Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a
    hickey to Meryl Streep'

    :lolwut:
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    Skip to 0:49 if you don't want to hear his pointless monologue.



    Die Antwoord- Enter the Ninja

    I, I, I
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Be my samurai
    I, I, I
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Need your protection

    I'm a ninja, yo
    My life is like a videogame
    I maintain when I'm in the zone
    One player one life on the mic
    I'm in the dark

    Yo, ninja, go

    No ****in around I'm cutting down
    Anyone in my path
    Tryna **** up my game with razor sharp
    Lyrical throw stars
    Killin' my foes like

    Hos! Ska!

    Wild, outta control

    Ninja skop befokte rof taal
    Rough rhymes, tough times
    Met fokkol kos, skraal
    Till I hit triple seven at the ATM
    Straight famine or feast,
    When you're living on the razor edge
    Stay sharp, sharp

    Rolling with the $O$
    High energy
    Never seen zef so fresh
    Uh, when we mic check
    Hi-def flow's flex
    Yo we aren't the messed up
    Not ****ing the best
    We not like the rest
    My style is UFO
    Totally unknown
    You can't **** with my new Zef flow
    I'm hard to miss
    "You can't do this, you can't do that"
    Yo, ****in' who said so?
    I do what I like
    Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
    You can't **** with the chosen one
    I-I-I want the knife
    I'm a Ninja

    Hook x2

    Ninja is poes cool
    But don't **** with my game
    Boy or I'll poes you
    Life is tough
    When I get stuck
    When my time is up
    I push through
    Till I break-break-break
    on through to the other side
    Fantastically poor with faces like a stalker

    Ninja is hardcore
    Been cut so deep, feel no pain
    It's not sore
    Don't ask for kak or
    You'll get what you ask for
    I'm like a wild animal in the corner
    Waiting for the break of dawn
    Trying to get through the night
    Just a man with the will to survive

    My blade swing free
    Decapitate a hater with amazing ease
    This is not a game, boy
    Don't play with me
    I work my light sabre like a wild ****ing savage
    from the dark side danger

    Yin to the yang
    Totally Hi-Tek Ninjas
    Mother****ing big in Japan
    I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand
    Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan
    Fly-talking, sky-walking
    Like a ninja

    Hook x2

    ****, this is like
    The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
    **** all of you who said I wouldn't make it
    Who said I was a loser
    They said I was a no-one
    They said I was a ****in' psycho
    But look at me now:
    All up on the interweb
    World-wide, 2009
    Futurista
    Enter the ninja
    Yolandi Visser
    DJ Hi-Tek
    Die fokken Antwoord

    What's my name?

    I, I, I (I'm a ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Be my samurai
    I, I, I (yo I'm a ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Need your protection

    I, I, I (Yo I'm a ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Be my samurai
    I, I, I (a mother****in' ninja)
    I am your butterfly
    I need your protection
    Need your protection
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      (Original post by davidmarsh01)
      Damn you!! Swifty is the best!!!
      She is, but not that particular song. Admittedly, I do quite like that particular one. :p:
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      The Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

      Cheeky girls…………
      Ooh boys cheeky girls
      Ooh girls cheeky boys
      Ooh boys cheeky girls
      Ooh girls cheeky boys
      Ooh boys cheeky girls
      Ooh girls cheeky boys
      Ooh boys cheeky girls
      Ooh girls cheeky boys

      I never ever ask where do you go
      I never ever ask what do you do
      I never ever ask what’s in your mind
      I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
      Come and smile don’t be shy
      Touch my bum this is life.

      Oooooh

      We are the cheeky girls
      We are the cheeky girls
      You are the cheeky boys
      You are the cheeky boys
      We are the cheeky girls
      We are the cheeky girls
      You are the cheeky boys
      You are the cheeky boys

      Hhmm cheeky cheeky
      (laughter)

      Cheekycheekycheeky

      Ooh boys cheeky girls
      Ooh girls cheeky boys
      Ooh boys cheeky girls
      Ooh girls cheeky boys
      Ooh boys cheeky girls
      Ooh girls cheeky boys
      Ooh boys cheeky girls
      Ooh girls cheeky boys

      I never ever ask where do you go
      I never ever ask what do you do
      I never ever ask whats in your mind
      I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
      Come and smile don’t be shy
      Touch my bum this is life.

      Unu doi trei si
      (translates to one two three go)
      (with other voices shouting cheeky)

      We are the cheeky girls
      We are the cheeky girls
      You are the cheeky boys
      You are the cheeky boys
      We are the cheeky girls
      We are the cheeky girls
      You are the cheeky boys
      You are the cheeky boys

      Come and join the cheeky club
      This is what you want
      Come and sing the cheeky song
      Our cheeky song woo
      Come and join the cheeky club
      This is what you want
      Come and sing the cheeky song
      Our cheeky song woo
      Come and smile don’t be shy
      Touch my bum this is life

      Cheeky cheeky

      We are the cheeky girls
      We are the cheeky girls
      You are the cheeky boys
      You are the cheeky boys
      We are the cheeky girls
      We are the cheeky girls
      You are the cheeky boys
      You are the cheeky boys
      We are the cheeky girls
      We are the cheeky girls
      You are the cheeky boys
      You are the cheeky boys
      We are the cheeky girls
      We are the cheeky girls
      You are the cheeky boys
      You are the cheeky boys

      Cheeky-cheeky
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      Anything by Brokencyde, load of **** really.
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      "and I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket but I gotta get a move on with my life / It's hard to be a big girl now / But big girls don't crrrrrrrrrrrry"

      Fergie from the BEP.
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      Anything by Cheryl Cole, also 'My Humps' by The Black eyed Peas, it's just upsetting :'(
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      When Gwen Stefani said:

      Let me hear you say this **** is bananas
      B-A-N-A-N-A-S
      (This **** is bananas)
      (B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
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      (Original post by davidmarsh01)
      Damn you!! Swifty is the best!!!
      Too bad Jake Gyllenhaal got to her first. Sorry.
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      (Original post by ForgettingWhatsername)
      Hahaha those are brilliant! :rofl:

      Uhm yeah Coldplay - Yellow:

      I drew a line
      I drew a line for you
      Oh what a thing to do
      And it was all yellow

      So basically he just drew a yellow line for someone... ? :lolwut:
      Obviously peed in the snow
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      Barbra Streisand
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      Hold the popcorn and the drinks,
      Let me pay the money so we get in,
      Now hold my hand and take a step to the door,
      Be careful don’t fall,
      Lets sit on those two chairs alone,
      Watching a movie so we can see what’s going on,
      If you don’t like to watch u can lean on my chest,
      Take a rest and do your best baby girl… ahhhaaa!

      Take u to da movies by Bangs.
      Who falls over in the cinema anyway?
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      (Original post by ormaybeitsjustnarcissism)
      I do love them, so it's not really a misfortune, but I think they're undeniably ridiculous:
      Kraftwerk - Showroom Dummies
      We are standing here
      Exposing ourselves
      We are showroom dummies
      We are showroom dummies
      [...]
      We go into a club
      And there we start to dance
      We are showroom dummies
      We are showroom dummies
      Someone bought my brother their album as a secret santa gift.. except it's in German.
      I'm considering smashing his laptop up..!!
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      (Original post by Gemma :)!)
      Someone bought my brother their album as a secret santa gift.. except it's in German.
      I'm considering smashing his laptop up..!!
      Ahh that's amazing! I really like listening to them in all the languages I don't understand

      Why, do you not like them or something?
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      (Original post by ormaybeitsjustnarcissism)
      Ahh that's amazing! I really like listening to them in all the languages I don't understand

      Why, do you not like them or something?
      Well I wouldn't say its the worst music I've ever heard, but really not to my taste, and especially not left on repeat all night!
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      The whole of Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic'. How hasn't that been mentioned on this thread? Jokes about it have been done to death.

      Also...

      'I've got more arms than a squid' Especially as it was rhymed with 'I'll bash you up for a quid' or something.

      'I've got so many clothes I keep some at my aunt's house'
      lol...
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      Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches

      Movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
      I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches
      I'm movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
      Movin' to the country I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
      Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
      In a factory downtown
      If I had my little way I'd eat peaches everyday

      WTFWTFWTF?
     
     
     
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