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Your favourite Family Guy quotes

So everyone! What are your favourite Family Guy quotes?

Mine is:
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Ooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios...

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted because I've been up all night drinking!

I think there is a dedicated website for you to find yours :smile:

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Reply 1
With your thumb and forefinger lightly grip the base of your tail ...
Reply 2
Bird is the word
Reply 3
Hey Lois, don't call me childish, because if I'm a child, that makes you a p(a)edophile, and I'm damned if I'll stand here and be talked to like this by a pervert!

Not bad for a mentally retarded bloke! :smile:
Reply 4
On the first day of Radaman....hahah...what did I say radaman radrarar!
Reply 5
There are literally far too many to pick one.It is literally the best show of our age.
Reply 6
MEG.
Reply 7
Original post by tehforum
MEG.


*FART*
Peter Griffin: 'Wait! What's Heaven like?'

Nate Griffin: 'There's a distinct lack of chairs.'
Reply 9
That show was canceled for a reason. It has way too many references in it and it just isn't that funny. South Park is better.
Reply 10
Buttscratcha
Reply 11
"Quiet Lois, men are talking"
Cut my eggs!
Your eggs are cut sir.
Cut my milk!
I cannot cut it sir, it's liquid...
I love this job more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who loves his taffy.
Reply 14
Original post by Jacobdatz
With your thumb and forefinger lightly grip the base of your tail ...


I didn't really get that :sad:
Reply 15
stewie: mom mommy momma mommy mom mother momma mom (for about 5 mins)

lois: WHAT?!
(edited 12 years ago)
fancy riding the teabags?...errr teacups?.....teabags?
Stewie was funny trying to take over the world, but funnier as a border line homosexual baby.
Brian this is Lee, I know him from...Starbucks
(HEY, IS THAT DESIREE?)
Holy crip he's a crapple!
Reply 19
Original post by DYKWIA
That show was canceled for a reason. It has way too many references in it and it just isn't that funny. South Park is better.


Yeah it has some great moments but I find a number of the cutaway scenes to be too long and tedious.

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