Is my dog muslim or christian?

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Reply 20

username533239

Original post by Redreynard

he got a bit shirty!

hmm..........

Get a cattle prod?

Reply 21

Redreynard

Original post by Miss_Scarlett

Follower of scientology,clearly....you have to be barking to believe in that :h:

oh, i hadn't thought of that.

does that mean i should take him before the mighty tom cruise.

Reply 22

Wattsy

It MUST be a HINDU with really **** karma if you are to believe their religion.

fool

Original post by Redreynard

oh, i hadn't thought of that.

does that mean i should take him before the mighty tom cruise.

If you know him personally....knock yourself out :h:

Reply 25

Redreynard

Original post by Harley

what if he's protestant?

he might be presbyterian. he has never had any alcohol.

Reply 26

Hylean

Perhaps he is a buddhist?

Reply 27

Redreynard

Original post by Wattsy

It MUST be a HINDU with really **** karma if you are to believe their religion.

are hindus calling my dog a loser!!?

Reply 28

assassin's_creed

Might be a Hindu...reincarnation.

Reply 29

Left Hand Drive

I was going to click on pros and cons of socialism thread but this thread well its going to more riveting

Reply 30

Harley

how many wives does he have?

Reply 31

angela.

Your dog can't decide between the two that's why...

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Reply 32

TGBuble

THIS is why I enjoy the Student Room threads in the small hours...

Are you sure he isn't a Buddha? Does he often seem quite peaceful? Medidate often?

Reply 33

Left Hand Drive

Original post by Harley

what if he's protestant?

Then he'd be wearing a Rangers top, drunk, and fighting with polis

Reply 34

Wattsy

Original post by Redreynard

are hindus calling my dog a loser!!?

Not a loser just a bad person/animal in a previous life, i'm no hindu scholar so I have no idea how it quite works and the transfer from human to animal and then the dilemma of what makes an animal such as a polar bear do good deeds baffles me- does it eat the dying man because it's hungry or does it rescue it and die from hunger?

Apologies for over complicating this wonderfully insightful thread of yours

Reply 35

Wattsy

Original post by Left Hand Drive

Then he'd be wearing a Rangers top, drunk, and fighting with polis

What if he was an English Protestant, Rangers wouldn't have anything to do with it, he may just worship Elizabeth I?

Reply 36

iwantcheese5

Maybe he's Shinto, does he come from Japan? Does he have a strong connection with nature and his ancestors?

Reply 37

Left Hand Drive

Original post by Wattsy

What if he was an English Protestant, Rangers wouldn't have anything to do with it, he may just worship Elizabeth I?

Well thats what you call a variable

Reply 38

miser

Animals can't be Christian (at least according to the Bible) because they don't have souls that need saving. I don't know about Islam though.

My dog is a pastafarian.