How dare anyone say a midfield of Shaun "Beans on Toast" Derry is not a threat, he's a threat all by himself. Did you see some of the tackles he was putting in last season. Old school. Plus, I reckon with Livermore and Nicholls, we'll have a complete crunch fest on our hands!
Actually, I agree that Stevie Stone is too old, not particularly quick enough and if other options were there, I'd prefer not to see him play. Although people say he had an "off day" at the Play Off final but I was metres away from the pitch and can categorically state that every player was abysmal except for Killer, who hilariously played at left back. Story of our life.
Speaking of Killer, it's a few defenders we need. Not sure I can handle another season of Big Butts at centre back. He's a great character but let's face it, even as a youngster he was an old fashioned 2nd division centre back and he's never got much better. Sure, running into him is like running into a brick ****house but we need someone who can run, or at least walk quickly without the aid of a zimmerframe.
And Bakke. BAKKE! No club in their right mind would touch that little legend with all the bargepoles in the world, stuck together to form a Superbargepole. Always injured and when he was fit again, he was going off injured. Total liablity and is on a wage of gold pigs to boot.
I don't know how we'll do this year. Start on the right foot, automatic promotions not completely out of our hands, but I reckon we'll finish 4th or 9th.