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What do you do in a nightclub??

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Since it's still really freshers most of the guys will be trying to pull girls theyve had their eye on so they'll be making moves on the dancefloor. Otherwise there'll be lots of standing around drunkenly having a casual laugh like any other time.Depends on the club too. If its a reasonably nice joint then there'll be a seating/sofa area where you can just chill but if its a proper student dive then you'll be wedged in the dancefloor mate.

Nothing to stress about anyway, you're not 'expected' to do anything in a club at all. Most of the chat will be focused on trivial events that are taking place. Who's heavily drunk, who's pulling who, *****ing about ****ers you hate, fights that are developing around you. :rolleyes:
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Original post by james1211
Find girls, dance with them, make out. If you're a guy of reasonable looks chances are there's at least one girl in every club who's gonna want to reciprocate.

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90% of fellas in a student club are ready to do the business there and then whereas about 20% of girls are really up for it so your odds are poor unless you've got some looks/chat. Generally any guy who's pulling once out of every 3 nights out is doing decently.
Sit in a corner drinking ridiculous amounts of greygoose and sniffing sherbert until we're all highly intoxicated and the good tunes start playing, then it's onto the floor throwing shapes... feeding the birds, fishing, climbing the ladder, traffic controlling etc etc

Oh and my favorite.. palm steering the lowrider with hydraulics
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Reply 43
What's the worst that can happen?

It's only a room. There's nothing magical about it. They may play some music. There may be lots of people. They may serve alcohol. But when all that's said and done.




It's a room.


I'm sure if you've ever spent 2-3 hours in a room then you'll be OK.
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Original post by Zürich
90% of fellas in a student club are ready to do the business there and then whereas about 20% of girls are really up for it so your odds are poor unless you've got some looks/chat. Generally any guy who's pulling once out of every 3 nights out is doing decently.

That's because most guys keep their standards too high in a club or don't go to the right clubs. You have to learn which girls are up for it before you even approach them.
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Original post by xDave-
Stand somewhere and sway side-to-side for three hours. Stop doing this now and then to go swap a gold bar for a drink.

This is so funny 😂

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