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Cucumbers keep going missing in my house!

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What the heck!

My sister always seems to have them in hand but I never see her eating them so I have no idea....

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i will ask your Mum about it later.

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Original post by student1856

It's possible that she's putting them in her vagina.

Why would she do that???

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username2371841

im sorry i'll restock them soon x

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Hippysnake

Plot twist: You were abused by your next door neighbour when you were young. He used to make the magic cucumbers disappear. One day you passed gas while the cucumber was disappearing and the cucumber projectile hit him square on the temple. He died from a bleed on the brain. You were traumatised. You still feel guilty to this day.

So you subconsciously continue to make the cucumbers disappear, and your subconscious creates a sister figure that you think is making the cucumbers 'disappear'.

Please, check your anus.