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Original post by cbreef
Bruh... you get hit in the toe with that thing you're dead. Apparently it caused permanent shoulder disfigurement to some of its users - the recoil was that bad.


And only noobs use it on people.

It wouldn't surprise me, it fires a chunky 13mm round with a solid stock, that is going to hurt.
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Original post by Meany Pie
And only noobs use it on people.

It wouldn't surprise me, it fires a chunky 13mm round with a solid stock, that is going to hurt.


Guess I'm a noob then... :colone:
There's nothing more satisfying than killing someone from across the map in one shot with ironsights. You don't even have to compensate for distance.
Original post by cbreef
Guess I'm a noob then... :colone:
There's nothing more satisfying than killing someone from across the map in one shot with ironsights. You don't even have to compensate for distance.


You are a massive noob :h:
Original post by cbreef
Guess I'm a noob then... :colone:
There's nothing more satisfying than killing someone from across the map in one shot with ironsights. You don't even have to compensate for distance.


Original post by Meany Pie
And only noobs use it on people.

It wouldn't surprise me, it fires a chunky 13mm round with a solid stock, that is going to hurt.


Stay away from my emus

(More than 800m away...)
Original post by Meany Pie
You are a massive noob :h:


...And proud.
Original post by hezzlington
Stay away from my emus

(More than 800m away...)


Don't worry, modern weapons have a much longer range :h:
Original post by hezzlington
Stay away from my emus

(More than 800m away...)


Effective range and actual range are different things :colone:
Original post by Meany Pie
Don't worry, modern weapons have a much longer range :h:


What hand held automatic weapon has a much longer range than 800m?!
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Original post by cbreef
Effective range and actual range are different things :colone:


My emus will be wrapped up in kevlar and camouflaged.
Original post by hezzlington
What hand held automatic weapon has a much longer range than 800m?!


L86A2
Original post by cbreef
L86A2


Ive fired one. Designed for like....400m. Wouldnt really use it past 800m
Original post by cbreef
L86A2


Misread, talking about l85.

Didnt get to fire l86 but friends did.
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Original post by hezzlington
What hand held automatic weapon has a much longer range than 800m?!


Most, 800m is nothing. The max range is somewhere closer to about 3000m.

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