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let us push the envelope with high impact implementations of our core competency, namely scalable punnage solutions :teehee:

Bring Me the Head Office of Alfredo Garcia

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AG was very much a top down kind of manager





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Come one come all
Roll up business is literally blooming
Buy one get one free tonight
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(Original post by mnot)
Up in the ivory Tower of London
The share price is right
The magic market
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:woo: terrifically impactful punnage mnot

the people of Haiti are thrilled with your work:

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Kliyan ki gen valè,
nou kontan ankouraje kwayans ak pratik tradisyonèl yo.
Sepandan li pa posib pou pèmèt sesyon divinasyon
nan chanm yo chanje pou rezon sante ak sekirite.
Big Fabiola dam nan netwaye glise sou kèk
san poul ak se nan travay jouk fevriye.

Baptiste Cendrillon

Adjwen Asistan manadjè pou zafè kliyan yo


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Valuable customers,
we are happy to promote traditional beliefs and practices.
However it is not possible to allow divination sessions
in the changing rooms for health and safety reasons.
Big Fabiola the cleaning lady slips on some chicken blood and is off work until February.

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(Original post by tinygirl96)
Come one come all
Roll up business is literally blooming
Buy one get one free tonight
:woo: see if you can make some puns as well tg
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Business here as usual Hagrid said Tom the bartender.
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Harry Profit and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Stationery Cupboard of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Accounting
Harry PR and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Office of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Business Prince
Harry Potter and the Dress Code Hallows
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Tomorrow never Theranos - The beatles
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Bring me the In The Red of Alfredo Garcia
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
HR Potter

P45 moisturising cream
:woo: both of these were very welcome additions to my inbox. they seamlessly evisculate superior convergence

because they definitely dramatically unleash highly efficient alignments i'm going to open the kimono and award you this medal from Haiti:

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Mesye,
jesyon an kontan pou ou fè
reyinyon tradisyonèl kiltirèl nan chanm yo chanje.
Sepandan akòz sante ak sekirite nou
pa kapab pèmèt prezans mò yo.
Gen yon branch nan Wetherspoons
jis sou wout la kote ou ta pi plis pase akeyi.

Baptiste Cendrillon

Adjwen Asistan manadjè pou Seremoni Kliyan.

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Gentlemen,
the management is happy for you to hold traditional
cultural meetings in the changing rooms.
However due to health and safety we cannot
allow the presence of the undead.
There is a branch in Wetherspoons™ just down the road
where you would be more than welcome.

Baptiste Cinderella

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Harry Profit and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Stationery Cupboard of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Accounting
Harry PR and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Office of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Business Prince
Harry Potter and the Dress Code Hallows
:ahee: a wonderful septet of puns JG . nice to have you back

your excellent input goes a long way towards globally empowering market positioning value.
we hope to use them in our goal of proactively envisioneering cloudified services :teehee:

the people of Haiti wish to objectively reintermediate state of the art vortals and award you this medal:

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Kliyan
nou espere ke ou jwi rido
yo nouvo nan chanm yo chanje.
Ansyen yo te vin lou tache ak san poul ak wonm.
Tanpri kontakte gwo Amélie sou Travay Biwo
si ou vle bay anonimman pou pri nouvo rido yo.

Baptiste Cendrillon

Adjwen Asistan manadjè pou Seremoni Kliyan.


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Dear customers,
we hope that you enjoy the new curtains in the changing rooms.
The ancients became heavily attached to bloodless chickens and rum.
Please contact the great Amélie on Reception if you want
to donate anonymously for the price of the new curtains.

Baptiste Cinderella

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Tomorrow never Theranos - The beatles
:ahee: we acknowledge your seamless ability to authoritatively deploy functional wins

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:awesome: wow you are so able to uniquely cultivate cross-unit outsourcing

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Business here as usual Hagrid said Tom the bartender.
:teehee: we enjoy it when you fungibly iterate best-of-breed alignments :yep:
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A growth of thrones
Pride and plagiarism
The great Generator(instead of Gatsby)
The global(instead of glass) castle
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