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Make it More Duck-ey !!

So in the US& A the 23rd of September is National Teal Talk Day :yep:

Let us make some suitable puns to celebrate :h:

Sorry no swans and that :frown:

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I totally didn't misread this title :colondollar: :ninja: :nah:

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Reply 2
Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd
I totally didn't misread this title :colondollar: :ninja: :nah:

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Reply 3
The Bill
Reply 4
Original post by Cote1
The Bill

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Always Take the Feather With You - Crowded House

The Beak Goes On - Sonny and Cher

Barrow's Goldeneye - Tina Turner

Walk Like an Egyptian Goose - The Bangles

Another Brick in the Gadwall - Pink Floyd

It's Been a Mallard Day's Night - The Beatles
Reply 6
Original post by the bear
Sorry no swans and that :frown:

Good I don't like swans very much

Moby-Duck
The Mallard of Billy the Kid (Billy Joel)
Drake A Chance On Me (ABBA)
Knowing Me, Knowing Blue [Swedish] (ABBA) (a bit of a stretch but it had to be done)

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Reply 7
Original post by Cote1
The Bill

:rave: hehehe good one Ma'am :girl:

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Oscar

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RFHGM

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DP

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Reply 8
Original post by Surnia
Always Take the Feather With You - Crowded House

The Beak Goes On - Sonny and Cher

Barrow's Goldeneye - Tina Turner

Walk Like an Egyptian Goose - The Bangles

Another Brick in the Gadwall - Pink Floyd

It's Been a Mallard Day's Night - The Beatles

:rave: excellent work Ma'am :girl:

i did have to check that the Egyptian Goose was not a goose ( or a swan ) :emo:

"the Egyptian Goose is actually a duck (and probably a shelduck). But I can understand the confusion. With its long neck it does resemble a true goose."

6 x ww:chicken:d

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6 x Oscar

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6 x HGM

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Nobel Prize for Duck Wordplay :congrats:

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the people of Drake are lovin' it :h:

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Damen,
Vielleicht haben Sie Ihre Gebende verlegt?
Big Ute, das Eichelmädchen, hat eins gefunden
heute früh hinter der Heuscheune.
Es lag neben einer Herren-Tirolerhütte.
Wenn Sie diesen Artikel abrufen möchten
Kommen Sie einfach an der Rezeption vorbei und genießen Sie es
ein diskretes Gespräch mit der großen Elfrida.
Sie hütet es in ihrem speziellen Schrank,
zusammen mit vielen anderen traditionellen Kopfschmuck,
Musikinstrumente und der mechanische Leopard.
Vielleicht möchten Sie die Flecken lieber entfernen
von Ihrer Gebende, bevor Sie sie wieder aufsetzen?
Bitten Sie Big E einfach um eine Leihgabe ihres Pledge™ 2-in-1-Sprays
und das Brillo-Pad in Familiengröße.

Rudolf von Marogna-Redwitz

Stellvertretender stellvertretender Manager für fehlende Dinge und so weiter

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Reply 9
Original post by bl0bf1sh
Good I don't like swans very much

Moby-Duck
The Mallard of Billy the Kid (Billy Joel)
Drake A Chance On Me (ABBA) @The_Lonely_Goatherd
Knowing Me, Knowing Blue [Swedish] (ABBA) (a bit of a stretch but it had to be done) @The_Lonely_Goatherd

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:rave: good work Ma'am :girl:

a swan can break a man's arm with its big flappy old wing :yep:

ducks can give you a half-hearted peck with their beak :emo:

4 x ww:chicken:d

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4 x Oscar

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Ladies' Singles Rosebowl Trophy for Duck Wordplay :congrats:

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the people of Drake are spilling their Weißbier :afraid:

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Damen,
vielleicht hast du Probleme
Finden Sie einen geeigneten Ehepartner für Ihr ältestes Kind?
Es kann ein kompletter Albtraum sein,
vor allem, wenn sie mit der hässlichen Jolle hereinkamen,
oder wenn sie nicht die schärfsten Säbel im Geschwader sind.
Nicht verzweifeln !
Wir freuen uns, Ihnen die Dienste der großen Liesl-Off-Rezeption anbieten zu dürfen.
Sie ist eine erfahrene Erbvermittlerin, die teilen kann
Viele begeisterte Erfahrungsberichte von erleichterten Vätern mit Ihnen.
Big M verlangt nicht viel und garantiert
jede Reichsmark zurückzuerstatten, wenn die Ehe innerhalb von drei Jahren scheitert.

Ernst Wilhelm Eduard von Knorr

Stellvertretender stellvertretender Manager für Eheglück und so weiter

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Reply 10
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until it's bill withers...
Reply 11
Original post by Surnia
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until it's bill withers...


:rofl:

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Reply 12
Original post by the bear
a swan can break a man's arm with its big flappy old wing :yep:

A swan can also fit a 2 year old’s entire hand inside its beak because it wanted the bread that you were trying to give to the ducks :frown:

They are so scary
Reply 13
Original post by bl0bf1sh
A swan can also fit a 2 year old’s entire hand inside its beak because it wanted the bread that you were trying to give to the ducks :frown:

They are so scary

🥺 🙈🙈🙈
Reply 14
Original post by bl0bf1sh
A swan can also fit a 2 year old’s entire hand inside its beak because it wanted the bread that you were trying to give to the ducks :frown:

They are so scary

:console: very traumatic for you Ma'am. i guess you never wanted to be in Sw*n Lake :frown:
Reply 15
Original post by the bear
:console: very traumatic for you Ma'am. i guess you never wanted to be in Sw*n Lake :frown:


Cannot imagine much worse than a lake full of swans
I do like the music though :smile:

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