Make it More Bed-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 11th of September is National Make Your Bed Day :yep:

Let us make some neat and tidy puns to celebrate :h:

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Reply 1

BankaiGintoki

Original post by the bear

So in the US& A the 11th of September is National Make Your Bed Day :ep:

Let us make some neat and tidy puns to celebrate :h:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtzmNoti8_A

Reply 2

the bear

Original post by BankaiGintoki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtzmNoti8_A

Reply 3

JadeEG

Don't blame it on the sunshine,
Don't blame it on the moonlight,
Don't blame it on the good times,
Blame it on the duvet

Reply 4

Surnia

Sheet Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

Jagged Little Pillow - Alanis Morrisette

Quilty Not Quilty, novel by Felix Francis

The Saint Valancetine's Day Massacre, 1967 film

Blanket Space - Taylor Swift

The Nightwear Before Christmas, 1993 animation

Reply 5

the bear

Original post by JadeEG

Don't blame it on the sunshine,
Don't blame it on the moonlight,
Don't blame it on the good times,
Blame it on the duvet

good one Jade :girl:

Oscar

HGM

Reply 6

the bear

Original post by Surnia

crisp & fresh wordplay Ma'am :girl:

6 x ww

6 x Oscar

6 x HGM

the people of Duvet are lovin' it :h:

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twerkathon nan sant parkour Wyclef Jean.
Ane sa a lajan yo pral ale nan Bouncy Castle Testers nan Need.
Kòm ou ka imajine sa yo chaps doughty ak dam
te soufri anpil pandan fèmen pòt ak sa.
Avèk èd ou yo ka rebondi.
Si ou ta renmen patisipe nan dans la, jis ale nan resepsyon an
epi fè yon ti koze ak gwo Fabienne.
Frè antre a se 914 goud.
Sa gen ladann yon asyèt Griyo ak yon boutèy Crémasse.
Si ou pa gen pwòp pantalon yoga ou, ou ka prete yon pè nan gwo F.
Li fè yo lakay yo nan po zonbi ak lycra™.
Bouton yo se dan reken otantik.

Wisly Kenson Beaurivage

Adjwen Asistan Manadjè dam danse ak sa

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Reply 7

Joinedup

Divan idylle - Vanessa Paradis

Mattress in Seattle

Reply 8

bl0bf1sh

Duvet Know It's Christmas?
Wind in the Pillows
A Mattress of Trust (Billy Joel)

Reply 9

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

Divan idylle - Vanessa Paradis

Mattress in Seattle

Merci beaucoup Sieur J ! :thrasher:

Oscar

Reply 10

the bear

Original post by bl0bf1sh

Duvet Know It's Christmas?
Wind in the Pillows [we've all been there :yep:

]
A Mattress of Trust (Billy Joel)

good work Ma'am :girl:

3 x ww

3 x Oscar

RFHGM

the people of Duvet are spilling their Clairin :afraid:

Medam,
petèt ou te pèdi mouchwa ou a ?
Gwo Ginette ti fi konk la jwenn youn
byen bonè maten an dèyè boneyard la.
Se te bò kote yon mesye.
Si ou ta renmen rekipere atik sa a
jis pòp ansanm nan resepsyon ak gen
yon chat sekrè ak gwo Rachelle.
Li ap okipe li nan kofr espesyal li a,
ansanm ak anpil lòt dekorasyon tradisyonèl yo,
enstriman mizik ak konkonb lanmè a chante.
Petèt ou ta prefere retire tach yo
soti nan mouchwa ou anvan ou itilize li an piblik ankò?
Jis mande gwo R pou yon prete nan espre 2-an-1 Pledge™ li
ak gwosè fanmi brillo pad la.

Lucson Wisly Thelemaque

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan bagay ki manke ak sa

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Reply 11

Joinedup

Cot in the middle - Dio :headbang:

Reply 12

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

Cot in the middle - Dio :headbang:

thank you for bolstering our thread SIr J ! :thrasher:

Oscar

BM-C

the people of Duvet are helpless with mirth :yep:

Mesye,
petèt ou te pèdi bous ou a?
Gwo Ginette ti fi konk la jwenn youn
byen bonè maten an dèyè boneyard la.
Se te bò kote yon mouchwa dam.
Si ou ta renmen rekipere atik sa a
jis pòp ansanm nan resepsyon ak gen
yon chat sekrè ak gwo Rachelle.
Li ap okipe li nan kofr espesyal li a,
ansanm ak anpil lòt dekorasyon tradisyonèl yo,
enstriman mizik ak konkonb lanmè a chante.
Petèt ou ta prefere retire tach yo
soti nan bous ou anvan ou montre li an piblik ankò?
Jis mande gwo R pou yon prete nan espre Cillit Bang™ li
ak bwòs dan kanin la.

Lucson Wisly Thelemaque

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan bagay ki manke ak sa

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Reply 13

Joinedup