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Reply 20

Mad Vlad

19

Yes. Most guys get it.
Yes... its a pain in the neck if you have friends stopping in the same room!

Reply 21

ThePenguinMafia

1

Yes... It's asthough it were made from mycardial muscle.

Reply 22

~Raphael~

9

Mad Vlad

Yes. Most guys get it.
Yes... its a pain in the neck if you have friends stopping in the same room!

Pain in the neck? How close are these friends sleeping, and in which direction?! :eek:

Reply 23

F1 fanatic

16

thekillersrock

honesty is the best policy: "could you hang on a minute mum? I've got an erection the size of a baseball bat and I'm just trying to kill it with thoughts of Margaret Thatcher...

maybe not...

Ok what is it with everyone tonight?? One-track mind I swear.

Anyhow, sleep on your front and the problem doesnt "arise" or at least can concealed :wink:

Reply 24

visesh

OP

17

ThePenguinMafia

Yes... It's asthough it were made from mycardial muscle.

Yours throbs 70 times a minute :eek:

?

Reply 25

~Raphael~

9

F1 fanatic

Ok what is it with everyone tonight?? One-track mind I swear.

Anyhow, sleep on your front and the problem doesnt "arise" or at least can concealed :wink:

Don't you have testicles?!?!

Reply 26

magiccarpet

2

i have testicleees

Reply 27

F1 fanatic

16

~Raphael~

Don't you have testicles?!?!

Sleep on your front with your legs apart :wink:

Reply 28

idiopathic

15

visesh

Yours throbs 70 times a minute :eek:

?

What a machine :eek:

so does it fibrillate often? :rolleyes:

Reply 29

iRock

Hmm. I read somewhere that most guys get it because it stops them wetting themselves first thing in the morning. Lovely.

Reply 30

~Raphael~

9

F1 fanatic

Sleep on your front with your legs apart :wink:

lol like a female ready to 'present', hmmm saw that on Wildllife on One the other day :eek:

Reply 31

ThePenguinMafia

1

visesh

Yours throbs 70 times a minute :eek:

?

Oh no... the speed would be inhibited by a special 'pacemaker' around the area of my testicles. It's the durability that I am referring to.

Reply 32

crana9

2

iRock

Hmm. I read somewhere that most guys get it because it stops them wetting themselves first thing in the morning. Lovely.

presumably girls are just naturally continent?

Reply 33

Profesh

20

lessthanthree

I kinda like it (:

LOL.

Mum: "It's school today. Jonathan, are you up?"
Boy: "Well, in a manner of speaking..."

Better that it should happen in the dead of night, and in perfect isolation from the outside World, is all I can say.

Reply 34

magiccarpet

2

i hav hairy bottom

Reply 35

~Raphael~

9

crana9

presumably girls are just naturally continent?

DUDE, men don't have a section in Boots for 'those times when just a little leaks out' :eek:

Reply 36

idiopathic

15

Profesh

LOL.

Mum: "It's school today. Jonathan, are you up?"
Boy: "Well, in a manner of speaking..."

Better that it should happen in the dead of night, and in perfect isolation from the outside World, is all I can say.