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Reply 20

Yes. Most guys get it.
Yes... its a pain in the neck if you have friends stopping in the same room!

Reply 21

Yes... It's asthough it were made from mycardial muscle.

Reply 22

Mad Vlad
Yes. Most guys get it.
Yes... its a pain in the neck if you have friends stopping in the same room!


Pain in the neck? How close are these friends sleeping, and in which direction?! :eek: :rolleyes:

Reply 23

thekillersrock
honesty is the best policy: "could you hang on a minute mum? I've got an erection the size of a baseball bat and I'm just trying to kill it with thoughts of Margaret Thatcher...


maybe not...


Ok what is it with everyone tonight?? One-track mind I swear.

Anyhow, sleep on your front and the problem doesnt "arise" or at least can concealed :wink:

Reply 24

ThePenguinMafia
Yes... It's asthough it were made from mycardial muscle.

Yours throbs 70 times a minute:eek:?

Reply 25

F1 fanatic
Ok what is it with everyone tonight?? One-track mind I swear.

Anyhow, sleep on your front and the problem doesnt "arise" or at least can concealed :wink:


Don't you have testicles?!?!

Reply 26

i have testicleees

Reply 27

~Raphael~
Don't you have testicles?!?!


Sleep on your front with your legs apart :wink:

Reply 28

visesh
Yours throbs 70 times a minute:eek:?

What a machine :eek: so does it fibrillate often? :rolleyes:

Reply 29

Hmm. I read somewhere that most guys get it because it stops them wetting themselves first thing in the morning. Lovely.

Reply 30

F1 fanatic
Sleep on your front with your legs apart :wink:



lol like a female ready to 'present', hmmm saw that on Wildllife on One the other day :eek:

Reply 31

visesh
Yours throbs 70 times a minute:eek:?


Oh no... the speed would be inhibited by a special 'pacemaker' around the area of my testicles. It's the durability that I am referring to.

Reply 32

iRock
Hmm. I read somewhere that most guys get it because it stops them wetting themselves first thing in the morning. Lovely.


presumably girls are just naturally continent?

Reply 33

lessthanthree
I kinda like it (:


LOL.

Mum: "It's school today. Jonathan, are you up?"
Boy: "Well, in a manner of speaking..."

Better that it should happen in the dead of night, and in perfect isolation from the outside World, is all I can say.

Reply 34

i hav hairy bottom

Reply 35

crana9
presumably girls are just naturally continent?



DUDE, men don't have a section in Boots for 'those times when just a little leaks out' :eek: :p:

Reply 36

Profesh
LOL.

Mum: "It's school today. Jonathan, are you up?"
Boy: "Well, in a manner of speaking..."

Better that it should happen in the dead of night, and in perfect isolation from the outside World, is all I can say.

Amen.

Reply 37

crana9
presumably girls are just naturally continent?

Yeah, I like to think so anyway :biggrin:
And hey, the theory explains why a lot of little boys wet the bed, but then grow out of it, haha.

Reply 38

magiccarpet
i hav hairy bottom


Thanks for sharing :rolleyes:

Reply 39

~Raphael~
DUDE, men don't have a section in Boots for 'those times when just a little leaks out' :eek: :p:


Dude, men don't give birth.

(And in any case I think you'll find they do :wink: http://www.boots.com/shop/product_details.jsp?productid=1012096 )

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