Girls have totally different brains to us

That makes sense as gilrs are probably harder working.

Girls do better than boys for a variety of reasons in school.

- They mature earlier. (Meaning they work harder for things like say c/w, like you said.)

- It is said that boys spend leisure time playing football whilst girls talk, which helps their language abilities. (I'd argue that with the vacabulary they use this is more to their disadvantage....)

- The 'macho laddish' culture of not working being cool.

- Teachers expect less of boys and let them get away with more.

- Girls are more determined after all the previous oppression in the educational system.

Sure I've missed some out, ah well. This is the conclusion of one of my potential sociology essays.

of course they have different brains as they are different to us i.e. they are female. they also tend to be more logic. and is impossible to win an argument with them.

Now if everyone was mature, wouldn't the world be a boring place?

Nasty Boys. We are the Elite.

I told the AA man today Girls were better drivers as he towed away my car. He Laughed.

They have to ability to get A*s in an exam without understanding the first thing about the subject, where as blokes as to understand it before they can write about it - at least this is the case with my sister.

My sister just said she could smell gas in my parents room, I pointed out to her that there is no gas supply anywhere near the room, she then pointed to the radiator

Mybe this is just my sister, but a lot of girls seem to be like this. I know there are a lot of girls born with a mans brain and a lot of blokes born with a girls.

***Goes of to read Girls for Dummies***

PS Please note this thread is a kind of joke, it is not meant as an insult to girls.

haha

Whats that i smell? beef? no lamb? no..oh yes Bullshit!

Rather play football then bloody talk all the time, you cant shut girls up! lol

Oh, and all girld should **** off back into the kitchen. Thinking they can work. Who do they think they are? Men? HA.

Women getting involved in education just gives them smaller ovaries and turns them into men. (A Victorian era theory.)

Indeed, and are more determined and perservere at a task for longer.

New point.

- Apparently males can't read.

But if you were a boy you would have fixed the car and no need for the AA man to come out. What was the problem? Did you run out of petrol?

i actually thought guys were better in exams these days?

Name an invention a woman has invented?
Dont say Marie Curies as she was scientist.

Wait a minuted.......i can't think of any!

My Exhaust pipe Fell Off.

i can read, i am simply discrimnating your point of view.

My Exhaust pipe Fell Off.

Shoes is the perfect example, men can't see what the shoes thing is all about. However men embrace buying new technology, nothing is more pleasurable than surounded by gadgets.