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Original post by Munchies-YumYum
That might be true but mine smiles everyday while yours has to watch you sitting on the PC everyday. Desperate times, call for desperate measures. Treat it well, that little poor thing.


Smiles? Mine doesn't have a mouth. Are you talking about your vagina?
What the hell?
Why do these threads always come up?

If anything, I prefer someone who's good with their tongue :wink:.

pmmmmmm
A chick wont feel anything smaller than 12"
Serious business guys.
Original post by monkeyfish
Smiles? Mine doesn't have a mouth. Are you talking about your vagina?


You're missing out on cumming.
Original post by secret_geek
why do you think i give two ****s?!


Well the fact that you edited your original post and added a bitter comment about people negging your post is kinda a giveaway.
Meh I'm not really that bothered about it being massive contrary to my sig.. 5.5 ins to 7 is ideal for me with a bit of girthage
Reply 46
Original post by DH-Biker
Literally. Can't. Breath.

Ahh, haven't laughed that hard all day.

For you sir, +rep. :colondollar:


I appreciate it :rock:
Reply 47
Original post by Persephone9
Wow. How satisfying that must be for you. Penetrative sex is just so great when you can't even get it in, isn't it.


Ahahahaha. :own3d:
Reply 48
Original post by dean01234
If i could change one thing about my physical appearance it would be my penis size...

I just wish i could have a 7 inch dick, instead of this 12.5 inch monster


Dumbass who can't tell his leg and penis apart
I thought the vagina was quite stretchy and can accommodate most men.. A housemate of mine says although she preferes larger men that she doesn't like doing it too often and it takes a while for things to return to normal "down there!"
:rofl:
Original post by DuncanMono
I thought the vagina was quite stretchy and can accommodate most men.. A housemate of mine says although she preferes larger men that she doesn't like doing it too often and it takes a while for things to return to normal "down there!"


This is rubbish. It gets back to normal size minutes after sex has finished.
:rofl: QFT
Reply 53
Why is everyone giving this attention slag what she wants? Just shut her up. Silly girl.
Reply 54
Original post by secret_geek
Just want girls to share their views on penis size...

I know some people say, 'say doesn't matter' blah blah, but I think it really does.

Anything smaller than 6.5" is literally not worth my time.

My boyfriends is PERFECT about 8.5" and nice and fat somtimes it doesn't fit :P

Girls?!

EDIT: boys with small peni negging me, gutted!


Yeah but you're not a real person.
Original post by Rant
Yeah but you're not a real person.


If you look back at a few of the OP's earlier threads, you'll see that she is a size 8 with 32F boobs, got pregnant at 16 and then had the difficult decision of choosing to accept Cambridge or UCL for medicine :rolleyes:
That is supertrolling.
i dont know how the hell im ever going to pleasure a woman if i get the opportunity. There are so many jokes about penis size, and its obvious that women prefer a big one and dislike small ones, it sucks to not be big
Reply 57
Of course you would need a man with a bigger penis. You have a bucket for a vagina.
Reply 58
Original post by kbountra
If you look back at a few of the OP's earlier threads, you'll see that she is a size 8 with 32F boobs, got pregnant at 16 and then had the difficult decision of choosing to accept Cambridge or UCL for medicine :rolleyes:
That is supertrolling.


Plus I've seen her picture before on the internetz...
Original post by Anonymous
This is rubbish. It gets back to normal size minutes after sex has finished.


Childbirth, google it. Smaller scale, but stretching all the same. You see it on pornstars who are seriously 'gaping'. I've noticed it less but still there on both my ex girlfriends who've gone from virgin to however many times a day/week for a year and I'm only 6 inches with a bit bigger that average girth. Still tight though. Girls who say they need 6.5 inches or bigger (I've heard 8" used as a benchmark!) are effectively ruined.

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