How 'messy' is sex?

Don't you leak quite a lot? If you didn't use tissues surely there'd be enough for a wet patch...?

Maybe not everybody uses tissues, I know sometimes I just forget and go to sleep... there's definitely enough leaking from me to create a patch :P

But I always use tissues! I don't know why you wouldn't, if the alternative is a wet patch that someone has to sleep on Sometimes if the tissues are too far away we will manouevre ourselves over to them while still together, ah hah I think when there have been no tissues I have legged it to the bathroom with my hand cupped over myself.

My boyfriend likes to clean up mid-sex. Once, i was giving him a blow job (as part of foreplay). I was down there for a while and when I resurfaced, I was planning on pouncing on him, but I had to lay there and wait whilst he wiped my saliva off his penis before we could continue. (I have no diseases.)

I told him afterwards that it was a bit of a turn-off, a bit like if I'd ran off to brush my teeth after giving him head and then came back and resumed sexual activities, and he said he wouldn't mind if that's what I needed to do to make myself comfortable.

:'(

Was there really any need to be horrible? It's just a misunderstanding!

I mean his stuff when he comes in her. It leaks out when he pulls out. Thats what makes the mess - I know there are other ways, but that's not what I was referring to.

OP is a virgin

Theres some cum but no more than ****ing, a bit of tissue and your done

Yeah and, oh never mind lol. I actually was referring that to but you seem to not grasp what I said

I mean't to say surely people shower after sex.

Yeah, mid-jizz I pull out. So half of my spray ends up in her then as I pull out (still going like a hose pipe) I shoot all over her and the top of my bed before pulling up, giving my self one in the face, then wildly blasting semen all over the rest of the room and both of our bodies.

After sex we then both shower seperatly, together then seperatly again. I then have to change the bed (including the frame), change the carpet and repaint the walls. The smell eventually goes away after about a week.

Oh, and don't even get me started on her juice or the faeces.

But I always use tissues! I don't know why you wouldn't, if the alternative is a wet patch that someone has to sleep on Sometimes if the tissues are too far away we will manouevre ourselves over to them while still together, ah hah I think when there have been no tissues I have legged it to the bathroom with my hand cupped over myself.

I'm the same. Tissues! Don't understand why anyone would just lay there with it in them, letting it dribble out or whatever. Long enough for cuddling maybe. But no need for a wet patch.

Plus, if I laugh or cough it immediately splurges everywhere.