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Original post by Zarah01
False, but my leg had a mini seizure today, absolutely painful,
TNP sniffs tippex (druggie haha)


Can't say I have.

TNP knows someone who got a glue stick stuck up her vagina and had to ask her mother to help pull it out. (Or does that only happen where I'm from?)
Original post by Holby_fanatic
Can't say I have.

TNP knows someone who got a glue stick stuck up her vagina and had to ask her mother to help pull it out. (Or does that only happen where I'm from?)


False, please tell me this story :zomg: :rofl:

TNP is half cold.
Haha nope, how could she think it was a sex toy lol
^False.

TNP has sniffed a Pritt Stick before.
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Reply 1483
True

TNP has been in a fight
False

TNP often prefers their own company

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Original post by danielnkwocha
False, please tell me this story :zomg: :rofl:

TNP is half cold.


Original post by Multitalented me
Haha nope, how could she think that was a sex toy lol.

TNP has sniffed a pritt stick before.


Hahaha I don't even know! Basically, she's a bit weird. She lost her virginity to her cousin and stuff like that. Anyway, she obviously got a bit of the late-night horn and so decided that using a glue stick would be much better than just using her own hand. I don't quite know how it got stuck, but everyone knows her now (and not for the right reasons obviously).
There were also these two girls who used a toothbrush with each other...

Anyway, false to both of you.

TNP has worn clothes made for the opposite sex before.
Original post by Holby_fanatic
Can't say I have.

TNP knows someone who got a glue stick stuck up her vagina and had to ask her mother to help pull it out. (Or does that only happen where I'm from?)


That is the best thing I've ever heard.

Original post by Sai4
True

TNP has been in a fight


True, only once with a good friend... we're cool now :cool:

TNP is good at playing poker
Original post by Sai4
True

TNP has been in a fight


Judo, so very true. :smile:

Original post by Stevo F
False

TNP often prefers their own company

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True.
Original post by Dami_O
That is the best thing I've ever heard.

True, only once with a good friend... we're cool now :cool:

TNP is good at playing poker


Standard thing in Wales. :tongue:

I've never played.

TNP has a favourite limb.
^^^:zomg:
False :tongue:
TNP has also used some weird sex toy :redface:

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Original post by Stevo F
^^^:zomg:
False :tongue:
TNP has also used some weird sex toy :redface:

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False. Just your standard ones. :sexface:

TNP has had sex today.
False.

TNP is a virgin.
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False


TNP is in London tomorrow
Original post by Multitalented me
False.

TNP is a virgin.


True. :yep:

Original post by ed-
False

TNP is in London tomorrow


False.

TNP is in a relationship.
Original post by Holby_fanatic
True. :yep:



False.

TNP is in a relationship.


False

TNP has a hairy 70s porn mag
^^False :daydreaming:

TNP is partially bi :mmm:

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Original post by Dami_O
False

TNP has a hairy 70s porn mag


Hahahaha! False. I found one of my step-father's old ones though...

Original post by Stevo F
False :daydreaming:

TNP is partially bi :mmm:

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What does that mean? Sometimes I look at a girl and think, "Yeah I probably would", but that's not all the time. I do that more often with guys than girls.

TNP has a massive crush on Carol Vorderman.
Original post by Holby_fanatic
Hahaha I don't even know! Basically, she's a bit weird. She lost her virginity to her cousin and stuff like that. Anyway, she obviously got a bit of the late-night horn and so decided that using a glue stick would be much better than just using her own hand. I don't quite know how it got stuck, but everyone knows her now (and not for the right reasons obviously).
There were also these two girls who used a toothbrush with each other...

Anyway, false to both of you.

TNP has worn clothes made for the opposite sex before.


This. Is. Amazing :rofl:
True, once as a dare.

Original post by Stevo F
^^False :daydreaming:

TNP is partially bi :mmm:

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...True.

Original post by Holby_fanatic
Hahahaha! False. I found one of my step-father's old ones though...



What does that mean? Sometimes I look at a girl and think, "Yeah I probably would", but that's not all the time. I do that more often with guys than girls.

TNP has a massive crush on Carol Vorderman.


Had, back in the Countdown days :mmm:

TNP has never looked underneath their rug before.
Original post by danielnkwocha
This. Is. Amazing :rofl:
True, once as a dare.

...True.

Had, back in the Countdown days :mmm:

TNP has never looked underneath their rug before.


I don't have a rug.

TNP is obsessive about cleanliness.
Original post by Holby_fanatic
I don't have a rug.

TNP is obsessive about cleanliness.


False, I'm actually pretty bad :frown:

TNP realises it's gonna take a LOT of work before they'd be able to try and make a new thread for this game.
Original post by danielnkwocha
False, I'm actually pretty bad :frown:

TNP realises it's gonna take a LOT of work before they'd be able to try and make a new thread for this game.


I didn't realise :tongue:

TNP is good with money

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