Urban dictionary is your best friend .
lowe it man: stop it, you're starting to get me scared
YO' ****IN' KNOB'EAD: You are a person I am not enthralled to be in front of in this moment, presently.
I iz gott a well legit plann ov akshan YE! : I am about to suggest a course of action so impossibly illogical that it will cause anyone who is unlucky enough to be within range of hearing the statement to spontaneously defecate uncontrollably.
TAKE ONE: A greeting often used by chavkind, this not only covers the act of greeting the compatriot, but also initiates a heated series of sayings between chavs which follows the lyrics in the well known generic hip-hop song Miami to Ibiza. Note: this is rare in most parts of Britain but is reasonably common in certain parts of Barnsley.
Dats bangin' mate!!: Oh yes that is rather spiffing old fellow.
Wat r u gawpin' at: What are you looking at sir, if I may politely enquire?
Know wha' I'm sayin'?: Are you aware of what I am saying?
I'll ****in' bang ya: I shall now push you in front of my acquaintances to prove I am the dominant male of the species.
I'll break your ****in' neck!: Old chum, would you please not use such long and complicated phrases as they are giving me the most terrible headache, and if you persist I will be forced to hit someone smaller than me.
Wot iz you makkage?
Innit Bled?: I agree.
You better watch it m8!: You are not really my compatriot, nor do I even respect you particularly. It would give me great pleasure to stab you.
Safe:They Like What You're Saying
Simply teaching Rochana what a chav is