In all seriousness though if reports are true (which they won't be) and Chelsea are going to table such ridiculous offers then it's clear they are just stalling and won't sell to us. Give it another couple of weeks and then move onto other targets, specifically Begovic, we don't want to miss the bus when there will be a LOT of keepers swapping hands once De Gea moves to Madrid and we don't want to miss out and be left with no choice but to keep Ospina.