My GF sucks at making tea/coffee and frying eggs

All i ask for is a cup of tea with 5 sugars after a long days work. However the tea/coffee is always nasty, she either puts too much/less milk or the wrong amount of sugars. In addition to this my breakfast is always ruined by her inabilty to fry an egg, the yolk is always hard. I like it liquidy so i can dip my fingers in it.

All i ask for is a cup of tea with 5 sugars after a long days work. However the tea/coffee is always nasty, she either puts too much/less milk or the wrong amount of sugars. In addition to this my breakfast is always ruined by her inabilty to fry an egg, the yolk is always hard. I like it liquidy so i can dip my fingers in it.

At least you have a gf, I’m 22 years old and I’m still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a girl.

I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.

It has been very torturous.

College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.

It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.

It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

Wait... you're male? Always thought you were female loooool.

I make the dankest scrambled eggs

The yolky egg one I'm not good at lmao

i'm male

I can make scrambled eggs with my eyes closed. 😏

At least you have a gf, I’m 22 years old and I’m still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a girl.

I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.

It has been very torturous.

College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.

It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.

It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

All i ask for is a cup of tea with 5 sugars after a long days work. However the tea/coffee is always nasty, she either puts too much/less milk or the wrong amount of sugars. In addition to this my breakfast is always ruined by her inabilty to fry an egg, the yolk is always hard. I like it liquidy so i can dip my fingers in it.

All i ask for is a cup of tea with 5 sugars after a long days work. However the tea/coffee is always nasty, she either puts too much/less milk or the wrong amount of sugars. In addition to this my breakfast is always ruined by her inabilty to fry an egg, the yolk is always hard. I like it liquidy so i can dip my fingers in it.

All i ask for is a cup of tea with 5 sugars after a long days work. However the tea/coffee is always nasty, she either puts too much/less milk or the wrong amount of sugars. In addition to this my breakfast is always ruined by her inabilty to fry an egg, the yolk is always hard. I like it liquidy so i can dip my fingers in it.

All i ask for is a cup of tea with 5 sugars after a long days work. However the tea/coffee is always nasty, she either puts too much/less milk or the wrong amount of sugars. In addition to this my breakfast is always ruined by her inabilty to fry an egg, the yolk is always hard. I like it liquidy so i can dip my fingers in it.