What do you do with a sick chemist?
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Original post by woopwoop1
what do you call a clown in jail
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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Original post by TheOtherSide.
I do believe that you're one to keep an Iron.
When life gives with a lemons, you react with base.
Original post by supercrazy
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Did you lose an electron? Because you seem so positve
No !!
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Original post by Serine Soul
Did you lose an electron? Because you seem so positve
i gave it to you, to form an electrostatic attraction with you.
Original post by supercrazy
When life gives with a lemons, you react with base.
Now that's a much beta idea than making lemonade!
Does anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na.
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Yeah, I know that was sodium funny!
Na.
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Yeah, I know that was sodium funny!
Original post by The Joker ~
No !!
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Add a catalyst for a faster reaction...
Original post by supercrazy
i gave it to you, to form an electrostatic attraction with you.
They do say opposites attract!
Hire him to make crystal meth.
Original post by TheOtherSide.
Now that's a much beta idea than making lemonade!
I know, my jokes are so unreactive...
Original post by Serine Soul
They do say opposites attract!
They do say opposites attract!
Its going to take a lot of energy to break us apart.
Original post by supercrazy
I know, my jokes are so unreactive...
Okay, now you're just putting pressure on me to come up with a pun half as good as yours...
Original post by supercrazy
Its going to take a lot of energy to break us apart.
Original post by Serine Soul
They do say opposites attract!
They do say opposites attract!
You two seem re-alkene to get to know each other...
Original post by TheOtherSide.
You two seem re-alkene to get to know each other...
What can i say? We have chemistry
Original post by supercrazy
Add a catalyst for a faster reaction...
Nuuuu~ it was a high temperature and high pressure reaction... catalyst =boom !!
Original post by TheOtherSide.
You two seem re-alkene to get to know each other...
Original post by supercrazy
Its going to take a lot of energy to break us apart.
I think our charge densities are unbeatable..
*tries to make a chemistry pun*
*has an aneurysm*
@TheOtherSide.
*has an aneurysm*
@TheOtherSide.
Original post by Serine Soul
I think our charge densities are unbeatable..
We dont even need a catalyst to get the reaction going...
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