In a way, I almost want Jose to come to Arsenal for the banter. First the melt down at United. Secondly, I think it would just be hilarious to see him slag off Arsene like a shitcunt at every presser, win the league and take it up to the exec box to rub it in Arsene's face. Thirdly, watching the cuckold, account prawn sandwich brigade protest his appointment would be comical. Might finally tip Claude over the edge though, but watching the AFTV cancer wagon implode would be brilliant.
All in all, we're a club built for banter, we might as well entertain ourselves and win trophies at the same time, even if it means having a scumbag prick as manager.
It's like, I used to support Ferrari in F1 and hated Alonso because he was Schumi's rival, but the second he joined Ferrari I loved him. I imagine many Arsenal fans would be the same with Jose tbh