Miscellaneous Thread V

wow just lost all respect for you.

Correct.

I'm sure this is the part where you tell me otherwise, but I doubt it's more than twice (whilst at Arsenal).

So this thread is basically crappy gifs from comedy shows and pictures of vaguely fit women?


My kind of thread.......

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Ok.. from the top of my head

His first season, group stages in the CL when we hosted a Napoli side on a ridiculous form - he opens the scoring

He opened the scoring at the **** hole up the road in the north London derby (last season or the one before that)

His goals vs Chelsea, United, Liverpool, Bayern

I can remember him assisting both goals at home to City last season

Got that assist in stoppage time vs Leicester last season to win us the game

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Kthnxbye!

@The Wavefunction But he doesn't dab fam

While I have you here, what do you think the whole meaning of life is? In your own opinion.

You're welcome to join in, providing you don't use the term kthnxbye again


Stat pads against lower teams or when the pressures off, that's why he's never made team of the season

Poor mans Alli

To attain the happiness that can only be found in the pursuit of materialistic wealth via rampant consumerism.

To attain the happiness that can only be found in the pursuit of materialistic wealth via rampant consumerism.

Best image of the night 😂

He's a great player when you're 3-0 up against some Bulgarian post men, but I can't recall him ever doing anything in a game that was remotely important.

If Arsenal were 1-0 down at the Nou Camp with 10 minutes left, would you back him to change the game? Would you ****

He looks absolutely terrified

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Because you wouldn't be?

Messi doesn't just score past you...that would be too kind.
He makes you look like a Sunday League player while he does it...

He just ripped the best team in the Premier league to shreds despite being half fit. It's a privilege just to watch him play, the game won't be the same when him and Ronaldo retire

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I think Ronaldo's goal scoring exploits have overshadowed his diminishing performances in the last 18 months, yet he's still odds on to pick up he's second Balon d'Or in that time. Winning the major European trophies has also had a massive impact on how people perceive him.

For me he's the greatest goal scorer of all time, but doesn't touch Messi in terms of GOAT status.

Looking likely like it'll be 10 years since:
-Kaka won the Balon d'Or, the last player to beat Messi and Ronaldo.
-Someone outscored both in the champions league, which was also Kaka.
I don't imagine we'll get a pair so dominant ever again, they've made people rethink of what's considered to be a top goascorer. Just look at Bale who comfortably averages over a goal every other game for Real, and that's neither here no there in terms of impressiveness.

I think I know what you're trying to say, but Messi scores more & there are several players from the past with better goals to game ratios. Eusebio, Puskas, Peyroteo... & Pele