Where Is the worst place you have ever peed?

Oh I didn't need to hear the results: I was peeing a stream of molten lava. Still, quick course of antibiotics and thereafter right as rain.

Omg das nasteh! I feel sorry for her, thats frikkin humiliating. It must have followed her all the way through secondary

Although i think i did that once at home when i was like 4 years old and both bathrooms were occupied It still haunts meh watch how my siblings embarrass me and tell my future husband but at least for me i was a toddler and it was at home.

Whats worse is that there was this one boy who had diarrhoea this one time and lets just say things didnt end well

as in blood?



lmao at last sentence.

And when I was 3 I wrote on the walls with my poo. Nothing beats that.

Once a wazzock, always a wazzock <3 hmm i'll consider it, but tbh i'd prolly just drown Sorry Yozhua

I forgiveth thee

I don't mind being a wazzock as long as I'm your wazzock <3 Nuuuu don't drown, me save youuu And ahem, me not Yozhua

Okays I forgive you

Sorry, didnt recieve a notification for this.
Sorry but what makes you think you're worthy of being my wazzock???
I joke, you is my one and only wazzock

What are you forgiving me for?

Is okay
You better be jokin or imma cri

Urmm I literally can't remember xD

I is jokkin (although you's cute when you cwi. You cute when you everything <3 )

loool you fookin goldfish

Shush you You da cute one <3

Looooool you can't talk cos you is a goldfish too xD

You da cutest bebeh

Shhhhhhhh we both goldfishes