Christmas Jokes

Okay guys it's December now which means Christmas is an acceptable topic of discussion and what better way to start things off than with some jokes! I'll go first (don't worry, I won't take the good ones)...

Who delivers presents to cats?

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What does fish Santa say?

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After those terrible jokes you'll need to post better ones to defend humour! And if you think you have a real cracker of a joke, why not turn it into a Christmas jumper design and enter it in our Christmas jumper competition?

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Reply 1

COYS...TTID

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This is the most cringey thread I’ve ever seen lol

Reply 2

Rum Ham

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What song does Santa strip to?

I'm sexy and I snow it!

Reply 3

It's****ingWOODY

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I ****ing hate Christmas.

Whoever's behind its invention should be crucified...

Reply 4

It's****ingWOODY

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Jeremy Kyle's 12 days of Christmas:

12 pairs of trainers
11 pairs of fake Uggs
10 Richmond Kingsize
9pm curfew
8 snotty noses
7 different dads
6 bags of weed
5 sovereign rings
4 stolen rims
3 ASBOs
2 many beers
And a brand new STD

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Reply 5

04MR17

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Original post by It's****ingWOODY

I ****ing hate Christmas.

Whoever's behind its invention should be crucified...

Why do u hate it so much? :lol:

Original post by Kindred

Okay guys it's December now which means Christmas is an acceptable topic of discussion and what better way to start things off than with some jokes! I'll go first (don't worry, I won't take the good ones)...

Who delivers presents to cats?

Spoiler

What does fish Santa say?

Spoiler

After those terrible jokes you'll need to post better ones to defend humour! And if you think you have a real cracker of a joke, why not turn it into a Christmas jumper design and enter it in our Christmas jumper competition?

The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Father Christmas
2. You don't believe in Father Christmas
3. You dress up as Father Christmas
4. You look like Father Christmas

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04MR17

Volunteer Section Leader

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Original post by Jack22031994

The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Father Christmas
2. You don't believe in Father Christmas
3. You dress up as Father Christmas
4. You look like Father Christmas

He. Is. Real. :mad: