Smoke me a Kipper - the blog

posting to subscribe. i do like smoking. what is this rimming?

My highlight reel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0

LMFAO this is brilliant!! thank you for sharing.

I've travelled to this universe to crush academics, thus proving that anyone can become the next Ace Rimmer.

My goals? All 9s in my GCSEs and a solid grounding in maths for A Level. I know, trivial. If you couldn't tell from the sarcasm that exuded from my deep voice - that was a joke.

Smoke me a kipper (or stoke me a clipper), I'll be back for breakfast (Christmas).

posting to subscribe. i do like smoking. what is this rimming?

Funny enough, I watched those very episodes of Red Dwarf on Wednesday. The cosmic force is strong with you my son.

Question is, were you held back a year at school? IF so, you'll go on and become your next destiny and save the Universe multiple times over; if not, you're doomed to become a bitter loser, who doesn't get invited to random fishing trips.



I do believe he was called Rimmer because he was a serious a** licker

Alas, I was not held back a year at school - I was trained by a different Ace Rimmer who was mortally wounded.

... and you've jumped to this dimension to get some top maths skills. Been a while since I did any algebra, stats or calculus... but if I can help you on your quest, I will do.

i do not know the intricacies of that show but the humour got me right in the jugular. well done

also i don't know anything about maths, but i know rhythm if that counts

Ok I've finished learning arithmetic (I know, I'm a genius).