I've travelled to this universe to crush academics, thus proving that anyone can become the next Ace Rimmer.
My goals? All 9s in my GCSEs and a solid grounding in maths for A Level. I know, trivial. If you couldn't tell from the sarcasm that exuded from my deep voice - that was a joke.
Smoke me a kipper (or stoke me a clipper), I'll be back for breakfast (Christmas).