Is 5ft 9 manlet height

Get some Cuban Heels.

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Notoriety

Tell him you'll gnaw on his ankles if you get any more backchat.

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ElyLaw99

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Could just say well I put those extra inches to good use elsewhere.. If ya know what I mean :wink:

because size matters yanno :smile:

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OP

Wish I had the money for leg lengthening surgery. No joke, might amputate my legs when bionic technology becomes superior than a human limb.

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Original post by ProfessorSnape

I was called a manlet by my peers at uni despite being an inch or two below the average height. I feel insecure and frustrated that I can't do anything about it.

Tell them that missionary will give you less back aches

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ElAshtonio

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Original post by ProfessorSnape

I was called a manlet by my peers at uni despite being an inch or two below the average height. I feel insecure and frustrated that I can't do anything about it.

Nah, it's within the average range which is probably from 5 foot 8 to about 6 foot. I can see why being tall is desirable (I'm 1.93m :colondollar:

) but there are also a lot of problems with it! You could always opt for surgery which can increase height by something like 3 inches (??) but that's incredibly expensive and frowned upon

I've got a mate who's about 5 foot 6 and he seems to be very popular with the girls....why? Because he's confident and funny! Personality matters so much more than height because at the end of the day, 1 times 0 is still 0 if you're a tall dude who cannot socialise for jack sh*t

Just be proud of who you are :smile:

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Original post by Kyber Ninja

Tell them that missionary will give you less back aches

I fear they may respond with the hitches of a woman being on top - which I found to be awkward as I couldn't see her eyes as my torso is short

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Original post by ProfessorSnape

I fear they may respond with the hitches of a woman being on top - which I found to be awkward as I couldn't see her eyes as my torso is short

Mate I'm really sorry, but how you phrased that just made me laugh out loud :laugh:

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The Assassin

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These days it is yes. A look at any uni campus is going to tell you that the average height is about 1.83 / 6'0

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Original post by ProfessorSnape

I fear they may respond with the hitches of a woman being on top - which I found to be awkward as I couldn't see her eyes as my torso is short

Dude, you need more self-esteem.

Like you shouldn't be able to diss yourself so easily like that

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OP

Original post by gjd800

Mate I'm really sorry, but how you phrased that just made me laugh out loud :laugh:

What do you mean? My grammar? Its late night :L

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Original post by The Assassin

These days it is yes. A look at any uni campus is going to tell you that the average height is about 1.83 / 6'0

Nah, no way

I'm 6'1 and taller than 8/10 people I walk past

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Original post by ProfessorSnape

What do you mean? My grammar? Its late night :L

It was just the

'I found to be awkward as I couldn't see her eyes as my torso is short'

I know it's not funny like and you are hung up on it, but it reads like a self-deprecating joke and I just laughed haha. Sorry!

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Original post by Kyber Ninja

Dude, you need more self-esteem.

Like you shouldn't be able to diss yourself so easily like that

When my flaws are perpetually pointed out it is very hard to ignore

Reply 15

RockyDennis

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Stephen Bear is 5'9. Gary Beadle is 5'9. Ricci Guarnaccio is like 5'7.

Never forget.

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The Assassin

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Original post by Kyber Ninja

Nah, no way

I'm 6'1 and taller than 8/10 people I walk past

Interesting. We did a department review in my undergrad (few hundred students) and the average height was 184cm haha (for men)

at 5'10 i feel shorter than many many people

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Original post by gjd800

It was just the

'I found to be awkward as I couldn't see her eyes as my torso is short'

I know it's not funny like and you are hung up on it, but it reads like a self-deprecating joke and I just laughed haha. Sorry!

No its cool! :biggrin:

my girl grinned while she rode me though. Probably was fantasising about a hobbit

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Original post by ProfessorSnape

No its cool! :biggrin:

my girl grinned while she rode me though. Probably was fantasising about a hobbit

Class.

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