Can we reach 3,119 posts by Halloween 2019?

There was a book about jokes about lawyers when I was on holiday staying in a family friends place that kept moving around the house, others noticed it too and it creeped the heck out of us because no one was actually moving it. We then binned it. The cottage next to the converted barn on the same estate had long been rumoured to be visited by ghosts as it used to be an old gamekeepers cottage belonging to the Aviemore estate in Scotland before they bought the land

Yh we will

I’ve seen someone dressed up as a clown when I was out at Halloween, I love in a really residential area and they were just waking up and down the street acting like a zombie and scaring all the children
Next thing you know he pulls out a knife, I hear a scream as a women runs away with her child in her arms then sprint the fastest I’ve ever had to and floor the guy, it was just a fake rubber one but I’m not taking chances when it comes to something like that. Thank goodness I took karate and that it enabled me to keep others safe

We will get to it, we just reached the 2k line!

Joyful shouts of screams? What an oxymoron!