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should i buy a fleshlight to accompany my needs

beating the meat is not cutting it anymore, I have to try really hard to coom nowadays and all I can dream about is being with a real women, I moved to uni expecting clubbing and lots of socialising but since none of that is happening this year do you think a fleshlight is a good purchas for a first year uni student? I would get a girlfriend if I could but it is near impossible without socialising and them being drunk
did you just say it’s impossible to get a girlfriend without them being drunk..?
Original post by Anonymous
beating the meat is not cutting it anymore, I have to try really hard to coom nowadays and all I can dream about is being with a real women, I moved to uni expecting clubbing and lots of socialising but since none of that is happening this year do you think a fleshlight is a good purchas for a first year uni student? I would get a girlfriend if I could but it is near impossible without socialising and them being drunk

Oh man I feel like only the creepiest people use those
Reply 3
Original post by Anonymous
did you just say it’s impossible to get a girlfriend without them being drunk..?

for me yes due to not being white and above average looking
Original post by Lazarevic
Oh man I feel like only the creepiest people use those

But it's no different to a woman using a sex toy and most people don't have a problem with that?
Reply 5
buddy you browse these forums religously dont you have anything better to do like talk to your 5 girlfriends who are with you for your personality and nothing else?
Original post by Anonymous
But it's no different to a woman using a sex toy and most people don't have a problem with that?

It’s a vagina on a stick tho
Original post by Anonymous
beating the meat is not cutting it anymore, I have to try really hard to coom nowadays and all I can dream about is being with a real women, I moved to uni expecting clubbing and lots of socialising but since none of that is happening this year do you think a fleshlight is a good purchas for a first year uni student? I would get a girlfriend if I could but it is near impossible without socialising and them being drunk


Original post by Anonymous
did you just say it’s impossible to get a girlfriend without them being drunk..?


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Original post by Lazarevic
It’s a vagina on a stick tho

and a dildo is a fake penis...
I mean, go ahead man. I'm not gonna demonise your for it, it's a whole industry for men - nothing women don't do with dildos, perfectly healthy. Just make sure you space it out, if normal masturbation isn't working anymore then that could be an alarm bell for something like death grip syndrome or similar.
Original post by 2_versions
I mean, go ahead man. I'm not gonna demonise your for it, it's a whole industry for men - nothing women don't do with dildos, perfectly healthy. Just make sure you space it out, if normal masturbation isn't working anymore then that could be an alarm bell for something like death grip syndrome or similar.

I have heard of this syndrome, I dont believe it to be the case here since I can still ejucalate everytime I do it, I just remember my first time and having the best orgasm compared to now where I basically do it just as an activity when im bored
Original post by 2_versions
I mean, go ahead man. I'm not gonna demonise your for it, it's a whole industry for men - nothing women don't do with dildos, perfectly healthy. Just make sure you space it out, if normal masturbation isn't working anymore then that could be an alarm bell for something like death grip syndrome or similar.


Sounds like OP needs to take a break tbh
Original post by Anonymous
I have heard of this syndrome, I dont believe it to be the case here since I can still ejucalate everytime I do it, I just remember my first time and having the best orgasm compared to now where I basically do it just as an activity when im bored

ah, that's good then. Yeah I suppose it will get less and less exiting. A break still could help, but so could a fleshlight, so you do you man. Have fun. :smile:
Try doing dirty stuff on FaceTime that is so good I promise u, it’s 100x better than Porn or just go out and meet new people but if u want a flashlight go ahead.
Original post by Anonymous
Try doing dirty stuff on FaceTime that is so good I promise u, it’s 100x better than Porn or just go out and meet new people but if u want a flashlight go ahead.


I mean fleshlight ***
I thought most of the unis were drinking and partying anyway...what uni are you talking about??
Original post by Anonymous
I thought most of the unis were drinking and partying anyway...what uni are you talking about??

Ummm which unis?! It’s pretty dead even in London tbh
Reply 17
Do it but don’t ask or tell anyone. Girls using toys is far cooler since everyone knows they could get sex if they wanted. Plus it is a ridiculous looking item and disgustingly messy.
Original post by Anonymous
did you just say it’s impossible to get a girlfriend without them being drunk..?

Yes, he did.. which leads to..
Original post by Lazarevic
Oh man I feel like only the creepiest people use those

Someone needs to tell those girls to watch themselves around him.

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