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    (Original post by missygeorgia)
    When my best friend lost her virginity 5 years ago I got a really loserish text being like 'I lost my virginity at 3.56am this morning <3'.

    ..Don't do that.
    CRINGE!
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    "I've finished up with your mothers, it was hot"
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    "I was knee deep in clunge last night!"

    Oh and congrats on popping your cherry, your now a man.
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    I can't even quite remember the origin of the joke now off the top of my head but, off the back of an in-joke, myself and my cousin use the term "Wahey"

    We're a bit too cool... :cool:
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    Scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooored!
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    People actually do this?
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    Guess what position
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    I can't even quite remember the origin of the joke now off the top of my head but, off the back of an in-joke, myself and my cousin use the term "Wahey"

    We're a bit too cool... :cool:
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    (Original post by Hylean)
    People actually do this?
    Have you never?
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    Your friend or you?
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    I'd hate to rub it in but I got some action last night :sexface:
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    "So just got legit laid bros! It was hella siiiick, totally did her and stuff and we didn't even have to get crunk lol"
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    Thanks to me, yet another girl is no longer going to heaven.....

    or if the guy is lucky

    "the belt is mine!!"
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    *Slaps forehead*

    Do people really do this? I hope they are being preeeetty fuggin ironic.
 
 
 
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