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What should you say on a text to your friends after getting laid?

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When my best friend lost her virginity 5 years ago I got a really loserish text being like 'I lost my virginity at 3.56am this morning <3'.

..Don't do that.

CRINGE!

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Liam 09

"I've finished up with your mothers, it was hot"

Reply 22

lazy smurf

"I was knee deep in clunge last night!"

Oh and congrats on popping your cherry, your now a man.

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Agzorns

I can't even quite remember the origin of the joke now off the top of my head but, off the back of an in-joke, myself and my cousin use the term "Wahey" :biggrin:

We're a bit too cool... :cool:

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tenhornedbeast

Scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored!

Reply 25

Hylean

People actually do this?

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hg345

Guess what position :wink:

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Agzorns

I can't even quite remember the origin of the joke now off the top of my head but, off the back of an in-joke, myself and my cousin use the term "Wahey" :biggrin:

We're a bit too cool... :cool:

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Agzorns

Original post by Hylean

People actually do this?

Have you never?

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