Freshers is full of expectation and disappointment.
It’s more likely an episode of “the in - betweeners” than a porn movie.
Some people score, get laid, some don’t.
It is often an anticlimax as expectations and tall stories get handed down like the Gospel and, as everyone knows, what your mate’s mate once claimed is always true.
You’re more likely to be “lucky “ a few weeks in once everyone is calmer and has a chance to get to know you.