Paranoid Virgin ....

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Reply 20

Mister Bean

Original post by lovely_me

Can't say I blame you, you're only human. :rolleyes:

Really? I thought otherwise...

Reply 21

uktom91

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, just between the camel toe

Reply 22

theorb21

Original post by beecher

i heard girls have like 4 holes or something down there is that true which one do you put it in

Wow...

Reply 23

beecher

Original post by theorb21

Wow...

I know its crazy!! Why are girls so weird

Reply 24

NoLoSe

Original post by ChaoticSkills

it's just above the stomach its that tiny little hole be careful though when you stick it in blood will come firing out that's a woman having her peroid :h:

Clearly not a fan of studying anatomy I see...

Reply 25

uktom91

Original post by beecher

I know its crazy!! Why are girls so weird

trololololol

Reply 26

hamijack

Try fingering her first. This will ensure you find the right hole.

Reply 27

lizzybobzehorse

Original post by beecher

i heard girls have like 4 holes or something down there is that true which one do you put it in

Amazing.

Reply 28

beecher

Original post by uktom91

trololololol

I'm not sure what your saying??

Reply 29

Alt__x

xxx

(edited 11 years ago)

Reply 30

beecher

Original post by lizzybobzehorse

Amazing.

ok I think I figured it out. is this diagram right? first is wee hole second is sex hole and third is bum hole

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Reply 31

StrawberryKoi

Original post by ChaoticSkills

it's just above the stomach its that tiny little hole be careful though when you stick it in blood will come firing out that's a woman having her peroid :h:

Reply 32

uktom91

Original post by beecher

ok I think I figured it out. is this diagram right? first is wee hole second is sex hole and third is bum hole

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what happened to your 4th hole :wink:

Reply 33

Bravery

Just do what I did.

Took a quick peek before and marked it with permanent pen before I SLAMMED IT IN HER!!!!

Reply 34

Reflexive

Original post by Gemma :)!

Ohh dear.
If you get poo on your willy, you went too far.

If you get poo on your willy, you went the distance :five:

Reply 35

IlexBlue

I think they sell maps and flashlights at your local Ann Summers shop, don't worry.

Reply 36

username533239

After laughing at all of this, my reply is:

If you REALLY don't know where it is, don't go sticking it anywhere (like here ear) unless you get a signal where it is.

Reply 37

Huskaris

Wait.So no one gets that this is a troll. No one who has watched porn does not know where the vagina is. This is a 1920s question.

Reply 38

-Neon-

Don't you worry. It's all cool.

The penis is magnetic and the vagina is lined with a thin layer of iron.

Just resist the force to push it in too far....it might be hard to get it out.

Reply 39

Rescue Remedy

i suggest you invest in a headlamp and buy some books on the female reproductive anatomy if your really that scared you wont be able to find the lucky girl's fairy cave !!

and dont let the girl say those dreaded 4 words once you do find it .... " is it in yet? " :rofl3:

....... ah no seriously once you insert your porksword into her gash RIDE HER LIKE SEABISCUIT
lol just relax its natural and listen to the girl :smile: