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    (Original post by lovely_me)
    Can't say I blame you, you're only human. :rolleyes:
    Really? I thought otherwise...
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    Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, just between the camel toe
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    (Original post by beecher)
    i heard girls have like 4 holes or something down there is that true which one do you put it in
    Wow...
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    (Original post by theorb21)
    Wow...
    I know its crazy!! Why are girls so weird
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    (Original post by ChaoticSkills)
    it's just above the stomach its that tiny little hole be careful though when you stick it in blood will come firing out that's a woman having her peroid
    Clearly not a fan of studying anatomy I see...
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    (Original post by beecher)
    I know its crazy!! Why are girls so weird
    trololololol
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    Try fingering her first. This will ensure you find the right hole.
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    (Original post by beecher)
    i heard girls have like 4 holes or something down there is that true which one do you put it in

    :laugh: Amazing.
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    (Original post by uktom91)
    trololololol
    I'm not sure what your saying??
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    xxx
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    (Original post by lizzybobzehorse)
    :laugh: Amazing.
    ok I think I figured it out. is this diagram right? first is wee hole second is sex hole and third is bum hole

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    (Original post by ChaoticSkills)
    it's just above the stomach its that tiny little hole be careful though when you stick it in blood will come firing out that's a woman having her peroid
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by beecher)
    ok I think I figured it out. is this diagram right? first is wee hole second is sex hole and third is bum hole

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    what happened to your 4th hole
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    Just do what I did.

    Took a quick peek before and marked it with permanent pen before I SLAMMED IT IN HER!!!!
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    (Original post by Gemma :)!)
    Ohh dear.
    If you get poo on your willy, you went too far.
    If you get poo on your willy, you went the distance :five:
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    I think they sell maps and flashlights at your local Ann Summers shop, don't worry.
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    After laughing at all of this, my reply is:

    If you REALLY don't know where it is, don't go sticking it anywhere (like here ear) unless you get a signal where it is.
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    Wait.So no one gets that this is a troll. No one who has watched porn does not know where the vagina is. This is a 1920s question.
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    Don't you worry. It's all cool.

    The penis is magnetic and the vagina is lined with a thin layer of iron.

    Just resist the force to push it in too far....it might be hard to get it out.
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    i suggest you invest in a headlamp and buy some books on the female reproductive anatomy if your really that scared you wont be able to find the lucky girl's fairy cave !!

    and dont let the girl say those dreaded 4 words once you do find it .... " is it in yet? " :rofl3:

    ....... ah no seriously once you insert your porksword into her gash RIDE HER LIKE SEABISCUIT
    lol just relax its natural and listen to the girl

    p.s. Wrap it before you tap it
 
 
 
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