Lemon and Lime versus Cherry. Coca Cola versus Barr. Fido Dido versus... well, Cherryade doesn't have a forgotten 90s mascot. But if it did, I imagine it'd be a sultry prostitute called Cherry Lips. Either that, or an anthropromorphic cherry. But the latter is boring.
Unsurprisingly, the biggest name has won again! I'm seeing a pattern forming here... But at any rate, the lemon and lime carbonated beverage pops Barr's Cherry! Next heat coming soon...
The latter has the power to give you wings. The former? Well, it has the power to be fraudulently sold to you be a sly and deceptive cinema attendant in a terrible advert.