FUNNY end 2 story

ok i need an absurd/funny ending to this story

a niece and nephew get their aunt drunk repeatedly and make her sign blank cheques... 5th time around she refuses them entry to her house
what happens next....

how bouts they send one of her checks as a charitable donation to a satanic cult who then come and practice sacrificial rituals on her doorstep using local stray cats. shes then trapped in her home cos the cult view her as the ultimate sacrifice and in desperation she kills them. in prison she willingly signs a blank check for her niece who uses it to bribe a prison guard so she can escape. they all live happpily ever after. then they die in a car crash. the end

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hahaha that's so brilliant - I love it (apart from killing the cats). Actuallly it's kind of scary, but definately unexpected

sorry that was a subtle warning to my cat whos driving me mad

Subtle? if I was your cat I'd be hiding on top of a wardbrobe by now

its not even my cat i jst found it in the kitchen during summer hols. it won't leave me alone. it sleeps on my pillow and claws my headure evil.

ive got a bigger pillow now so it loves me. all i have to do is look at it and it starts purring. if only guys were so obvious