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The most ridiculous song lyrics you've ever had the misfortune of hearing

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Reply 180

mattiesides

"yeah, my name's shaniqua, n what?".. n dubz <3

Reply 181

mathmagician

I'm doing to put a donk on this thread.

Reply 182

Suetonius

"Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9"

Reply 183

andyb86

any lil wayne song, infact the majority of new chat rap song they talk about bulls exceptional of Nas ofcourse

Reply 184

andyb86

Original post by .x*rainbowlover*x.

"i eat chicken like a black stereotype" :lolwut:

from the family on channel 4

that guy needs to get a proper job and get out of home, he is 27 or something for crying out loud!!!

Reply 185

andyb86

Original post by Rishz

"I Am Not A Robot" by Marina and the diamonds.
Though I must say I quite find the song catchy as well as weird...

are you for real???
you are a robot!

Reply 186

#femmefatale

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"-Whenever wherever by Shakira

Reply 187

Bluebell2525

hello mother, hello father, here i am at, camp grenada

Reply 188

Tomac

Original post by KingMessi

We have a winner.

What's far more worrying are the comments below.

"This is awesome music!"

:erm:

Atleast someone agrees with me :biggrin:

I don't even know how I came around to listening to it..
But yeah the comments are terribly retarded, maybe they want some pussy? :erm:

Reply 189

Rishz

Original post by andyb86

are you for real???
you are a robot!

Yes I Am

Reply 190

Wish I Could Change This

"I got so many clothes i keep some at my aunt's house" Read out loud with a desperate need to be G.

Reply 191

tabbycat1

Original post by dillydaydream1

The whole of Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic'. How hasn't that been mentioned on this thread? Jokes about it have been done to death.

Also...

'I've got more arms than a squid' Especially as it was rhymed with 'I'll bash you up for a quid' or something.

'I've got so many clothes I keep some at my aunt's house'
lol...

Aw I love Ironic! What's wrong with it? :P

I think Drake sections on Rhianna's what's my name is pretty dire, personally -

"Yeah, I heard you good with them soft lips
yeah you know word of mouth
The square root of 69 is 8 somethin' right?
cause i've been tryin' work it out, oh"

um.....what?

Reply 192

EggmanD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m5CIcbytfM

'bitches on my dick because i look like J K Rowling'

Reply 193

Sammydemon

'Hammer Smashed Face' by Cannibal Corpse.

Though I found this thoroughly entertaining rather than a misfortunate occrurance.

Reply 194

anoif_

"In the dark, you can't see shiny cars" - Rihanna. Well no ****!

Reply 195

435540

the black kids - I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you

"You are the girl that I've been dreaming
of ever since I was a little girl."

(the lead singer is male)

and

Diana Vickers - Once

"Im only gonna let you kill me once
Im only gonna let you kill me then some
Im only gonna let you kill me

Once, Once, Once, yeah

Once, Once, Once, yeah

Once, Once, Once, yeah

Once, Once" wtf? :stupid:

Reply 196

Baula

Original post by Reelo

Just as the title says folks! :biggrin:

What are the most mind-numbingly idiotic lyrics you've ever heard; lyrics so bad that a part of yourself died inside; lyrics so awful that your cat yelped off of your bed and cowered beneath it?