i want to buy lube from superdrug

lol @ this guy trying so hard to sound cool.

the postman will know

lol @ you being offended

lol @ your milk diet. you're a knobhead mate.

my friend bought a £3.50 bottle of strawberry lube and told me that it felt like heaven when he knocked one off using this (said it tasted nice too). i wanna buy this but it would be awkward as **** waiting in the queue and rolling up to the till with a masturbating accessory in my hand.

what do i do?

i'm not travelling half an hour on a bus for a bottle of lube lol. people are probably buying dildo's and sh;t and i'll be holding a bottle of lube like some excited virgin, pfft

buy it early in the morning so there arent as many people around?

It wouldn't be awkward. Most of the world is either masturbating or having sex, so it's not as if it's uncommon. I've never understood the embarrassment around it. I've bought condoms and stuff from shops before, the cashiers are fine about it, it's no big deal.

do you want to come with me?

my friend bought a £3.50 bottle of strawberry lube and told me that it felt like heaven when he knocked one off using this (said it tasted nice too). i wanna buy this but it would be awkward as **** waiting in the queue and rolling up to the till with a masturbating accessory in my hand.

what do i do?