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Reply 20

an Siarach

15

"Could Immigrants Impregnate the Police?" LOL.

Reply 21

Tyler Durden

OP

17

dogtanian

Ah yes, read that many a time.
I'm not a huge fan of Will Self, but he kicks some arse there. Did you ever see Littlejohn's Sky News programme? Very amusing.

Forgot to add:
My favourite bit is by far
LITTLEJOHN: Well, you can't comment until you have read the other 200.
SELF: Why? Does it suddenly turn into Tolstoy?

Never saw it, but I expect it was *******s.

I love that bit too! :biggrin:

Reply 22

dogtanian

16

Oh, it was awful.

The viewers of Sky News agreed. It was quite quickly cancelled...

Reply 23

vin

15

WILL TONY BLAIR GIVE THE COUNTRYSIDE CANCER?

:rofl:

Reply 24

vin

15

WILL THE E.U. INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?

brilliant :cool:

Reply 25

jozza

1

Could Cherie Blair impregnate the Queen?

:rofl:

Reply 26

~nat~

1

Could Alistair Campbell infect the Conservatives with Aids?
Does Ken Livingstone rip off British Justice?
Does Political Correctness strip the Conservatives of all dignity?
Do Paedophiles give house prices cancer?

and my personal favourite:

Do the French scrounge off British swans?

hehehehe! :rofl:

Reply 27

Nightowl

12

"Will Feminism infect your daughters with aids?" Lmao
"DO THE GERMANS STRIP CLIFF RICHARD OF ALL DIGNITY?" LMAO!
"Does Feminism lead Cliff richard astray?" Lmao again!

Rep for finding this :biggrin:

Reply 28

MrColin

1

I love it!

the daily mail is the worst paper there is people beleive what is in the daily mail which is worrying

whereas at least in a regular tabloid everyone knows to take the stories with a pinch of salt!

lets ban the daily mail!

Reply 29

Nightowl

12

MrColin

I love it!

the daily mail is the worst paper there is people beleive what is in the daily mail which is worrying

whereas at least in a regular tabloid everyone knows to take the stories with a pinch of salt!

lets ban the daily mail!

Your lucky we're not in the debate and discussion forum or you would have just started a long debate on freedom of the press :wink:

Reply 30

dogtanian

16

Let's not ban the Daily Mail, let's keep reminding people that read it that they're great big sillies!

SELF: Does it turn into Tolstoy at page 205?
LITTLEJOHN: No it doesn't turn into Tolstoy. I don't set out to be Tolstoy. It is a much more complex book than that.
SELF:Than Tolstoy?

:rofl!!!11:

Reply 31

Amanda

9

Could Teenage Sex Give Your House Cancer?
Will Feminism Rob House Prices Blind?
Could Immigrants Infect Car Drivers With Aids?
Could Teenage Sex Destroy Britain's Swans?