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stop / hide unwanted erections

I've recently started going for a sports massage after footy each week as I was struggling with aching muscles the next days. the massage is brilliant and really helps but i find it embarassing as i keep getting erections during the massage. wearing football shorts this is so obvious and there is no way of hiding it. any ways i can stop this happening?

Reply 1

ColdWishes

It's natural and the masseuse is probably used to it so there's no need to worry.
But I guess you could imagine something that turns you off?

Reply 2

username402722

Think of Victoria Beckham and the problem will go away.

Reply 3

jennifer.tariah

LOL.

thats awkward... why don't you ask the masseuse if she's used to getting male clients who get erections? that will make you feel better

but thats really awkward so...

lol

Reply 4

The_Dragonborn

Look at the photos on this thread. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2551024&highlight=dat+ass

Think of them if you feel an erection coming on.

Reply 5

SoftPunch

Haha, I am sure whoever is giving you the massage will take that as a compliment :smug:

Reply 6

McRite

Also happens to me sometimes

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think of pandas

When it pops up to say hello ask her to massage it and it will go down.

Reply 9

The_Internet

Think of flowers.. I think this happens to most guys, in the most annoying situations as well...

Reply 10

The_Dragonborn

Original post by The_Dragonborn

Look at the photos on this thread. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2551024&highlight=dat+ass

Think of them if you feel an erection coming on.

Seen them yet OP?

Reply 11

Anonymous #1

Original post by de_monies

Think of flowers.. I think this happens to most guys, in the most annoying situations as well...

flowers? in most situations you can hide it a bit by tucking into wastebans of trousers but not when just wearing football shorts / boxers!

give her the dick

Original post by mrmicrosoft

think of pandas

Original post by ninuzu

...

Way to go giving false advices to OP. It will just increase the scale of the problem.

Reply 14

Flexa

Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water.

Reply 15

uberteknik

This is a troll, the same question was asked a few months ago in almost the same words most probably by the same person.

The conversation will always veer towards tried that, done that, but nothing works.

EDIT: I remember now. In the previous post/description the person was in a rowing team and the rowing action caused him to get an erection which was embarrassing as he got out of the canoe. :unimpressed: