What's an alpha male's ideal girl?

I suppose it depends how exactly you define "alphaness," though? I mean, Bill Gates is undoubtedly more powerful in practical terms, and probably a better leader too (given that he started Microsoft and all).

Marvellously articulate response. Truly a splendid example of rhetoric

Is this real life?





Yeah, it's a close one.

And yet, Bill Gates has real power and Bear Grylls does not.

That chip must be annoying on those small delts.

Alpha male is such a bull**** pop-evolution term.

In animal species, "alpha"ness correlates to physical strength. In the human race, there is no such thing due to social structures, but if you were to make an analogy, "alpha"ness correlates to intellectual ability and wealth.

Someone like Bill Gates would be more alpha than Bear Grylls. Anyone who claims to be an "alpha male" is a pretentious tosser

That chip must be annoying on those small delts.

Evolutionary psychology seems to have recently become all the rage in these BS PUA/seduction/attraction contexts. It's honestly so frustrating.

Oh, by the way.

If one is to measure "alpha"ness by an ability to prevail in a social situation, my comment got three upvotes, and yours got none. So who would be the alpha?

You tell me, I'm not the expert on alphaness and body building, brah.

Depends on the people in the social situation. Three beta up-votes are a stain.

Your brother's mate must be a very special kind of person to actually use the terms alpha/beta male in real life in a serious context

My mate's brother haha. Ahahha dude what are you trying to say about him?

So you prefer social situations that are full of alpha males? Wouldn't that be a sausage-fest?

Not that I'm criticising, I'm gay myself.

So we could say Bill Clinton, a lawyer-turned-politician with a degree from Georgetown and a Rhodes scholarship to Oxford, is an alpha.

Lifting weights and saying "brah" does not make you an alpha. That's just manchild behaviour.

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