"No homo"

obviously. You'd be saying it all the bloody time otherwise.

Discussion about offering someone work -> I'd give him the job
Discussion about who to engage to construct the tower I've designed -> these bearish roughnecks can handle my erection
Discussion about the questioned quality of the illicit product I'm proferring -> you're more than welcome to have a sniff of my crack

Ordinary everyday conversations where context leaves no room for confusion. By all means put one in my inbox if you're still unsure.

You wouldn't get the job.

My "friend" told me that he loved me
He said no homo He didn't need to say that.
There are different types of love, I know what type of love he meant.
Why do males need to say that? I don't think females say it.

If you love your friend, you love your friend, there's nothing homosexual about love between two males

Girls dont need to say it because girls being homo is hot. Guys being homo is not.

That's disgusting and sexist! You should have grown out of that disgusting mindset!