A story

So when I was younger I wanted to read some adult fiction crime novels. So I picked up this book which looked intriguing and looked like conventional crime novel. Little did I know that the book was actually an erotic book about prostitutes. So then I took the book into the school and started to read it. I was a bit dumbfounded by the terminology that the book was using such as "fellatio". The librarian of the school came over to see what I was reading. I pointed at the word and asked what it meant. Her facial expression changed to a somewhat disgusted look and as quick as Usain Bolt I found myself outside the headteacher's office. Just fml