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    The Manchester United Thread XVIII

    Premier League Winners: 1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, 2013

    Welcome to the biggest club in the world







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    This is website is the nonciest piece of **** around so had to edit this all again ffs.

    It's May 2013, Old Red Nose has been driven away from the cancerous Asian and African tourists that threaten to turn the Theatre of Dreams into the the Palace of Tourists - the worst lot of course being the daytripping Season Ticket holders from South London.

    But it's okay, because the Chosen One is on the scene...





    However, things soon start to go south and the early optimism of this...


    turned into...



    The Chosen one, is sacked and Louis Van Gaal is brought in to steady the ship. He's just guided Holland to third at the World Cup, and his standing and respect within the game and European pedigree has those South Londoners and Abdul from Pakistan dreaming of another league title, however...

    This...


    Was followed by this...



    and this....



    The biggest club in the world had no problem attracting top quality to sunny Manchester



    However,
    http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....moyes-11169858

    Louis Van Gaal's red army was obviously a good distraction from the obvious fantastic performances on the pitch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t59qOjN9Pq8

    https://twitter.com/vonstrenginho/st...81106260746242



    Finally Louis was given his p45, after spunking £250 million on players who were almost permananetly injured. Rashford and CBJ were praised as examples of LVG being a great 'uneather of natural talent' which would of course completely ignore the fact he was clearly using the same fitness methods as the paedo in North London...

    But's it okay, because United fans have always been massive fans of the Special One...



    https://twitter.com/1960Bet/status/731178271707168768
    https://twitter.com/FCB1899GCM/statu...65143668416512
    https://twitter.com/Iffy_aka_Giggs/s...93257588707328

    Dirtybit "Convinced the people who are opposingMourinho are trolling. At least suggest a better alternative rather than justsprouting the usual shite. He isn't stupid and he knows all about the club'svalues and philosophy which he'll respect. I believe the club would haveinstructed him on how they want him to go about things anyways. He'll finallyhave some freedom too. Jose is a winner and should have come here years ago asSAF's replacement. All of you guys know he's the best man for the job deepdown. Let's put things right now.
    As for rival fans they are salty af and don't want us to appoint Mou becausethey know we'll become a formidable force again.

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    Here's to a new era

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    In on the thread during which we win the league
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