I'm colourblind AMA

Fire away!

Im colourblind too xD

What is your 3rd favourite type of apple? Explain in detail. You will be marked on your spelling, punctuation and grammar. A bonus mark will be awarded for a reference to Doritos. [8 marks]

1. How many fingers am I holding up?
2. Are they green, purple, or mlg?
3. Are they American? (Clue: nah)

What colour do you see here?

When and how did you find out you were colourblind

What words can you see?

Blondes or brunettes?

This is something I've always wondered about colourblind people - how/when did you learn that, for example, when you saw a green object, the colour that you actually saw was called red, rather than green and vice versa?Ok, I phrased that really badly but I hope you get my drift xD

Interesting question Cheese, here goes:
My third favourite type of apple is the pink lady apple. As a boy, I used to come home from primary school and my mother (but usually my dear father) would chop-up a Royal Gala apple for me as a healthy supplement (i.e. no Doritos) to keep my digestive system satisfied until my evening nourishment was prepared. Therefore, this type of apple quickly became my favourite. Meanwhile, two other varieties of apple where present in the R17 household: Granny Smith and Golden Delicious. Golden Delicious were for my dear mother (she would only have about two a week), and I tried one but I didn't really feel the depth of flavour that I was used to with the Royal Gala hence they then became my third favourite apple but are now my fourth (as will be explained later). The Granny Smiths were for my dear Father and on the (rare) occasion that the Royal Gala variety of apple was non-existent in the R17 household, I would be given a chopped Granny Smith instead. Therefore, this variety became my second favourite apple (and has stayed as such). Since those blissful days have gone by, my dear father has changed his preference of apple to a pink lady. I have tried them occasionally, and find them to my liking; however, they cannot eclipse the nostalgia of my childhood days which I feel from a Royal Gala or a Granny Smith: hence their third favouritism, putting Golden Delicious in fourth.

Thank you I leave only the most interesting ones for AMA's.
Positives: Detail is flawless, Dorito reference is only something one can admire, punctuation is very nice indeed, "depth of flavour" was a quote I particularly admired and your spelling is immaculate
Negatives: There are very few of these! You have a few grammatical/word order issues which I have corrected in bold, to be extremely picky I wasn't a fan of the repetition of the word "dear" before a parent's name, however I think you should be very proud of your efforts Monsieur.
Mark: 8.8/8 (+ extra mark ofc )

Why thank you cheese.

How did you realise you were colourblind? I've got it too and it started as a teenager; but I thought I was imagining things. (I have sight problems and it's difficult to know sometimes whether something's really wrong or whether I'm imagining it) It was confirmed just before 21 and has finally stopped getting worse. With me, it's certain shades and tints (there's a certain shade of grey that looks blue, blue can sometimes look purple or green) rather than red - green or blue - yellow.