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How to woo muslim gals

Anonymous #1

assuming they are ready to mingle

Reply 1

mashbbk

Just like any other "gals".

show them your thawb

Original post by mashbbk

Just like any other "gals".

but they be wearing the burkha niqab stuff

Reply 4

A321

Tell her you own a shisha place.

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Reply 5

Trinculo

"Can I have your dad's number, so my dad can call him and we can go out some time"

Reply 6

A321

Original post by Trinculo

"Can I have your dad's number, so my dad can call him and ask for your hand in marriage"

There you go corrected it for you lol

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Reply 7

Trinculo

Original post by A321

There you go corrected it for you lol

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my dad's number
Let's get married maybe

Reply 8

username1339858_

Original post by Anonymous

but they be wearing the burkha niqab stuff

So you don't 'woo' them. How do you know how they look?

Reply 9

UWS

Learn to make round rotis

Reply 10

408655

Original post by Trinculo

"Can I have your dad's number, so my dad can call him and ask for your hand in marriage"

lol

Reply 11

username1003420

Grow a beard :tongue:

Reply 12

Mr Moon Man

Tell her that you'd murder a thousand Jews and christians for her

Reply 13

username1003420

Original post by Mr Moon Man

Tell her that you'd murder a thousand Jews and christians for her

Not funny :/

Reply 14

Mr Moon Man

Original post by tammie123

Not funny :/

Reply 15

Michiyo

Convert to Islam and offer her father 100 camels, 1000 sheeps, and jewellery worth thousands of pounds for his wife and daughter.

Spoiler

Reply 16

Anonymous #2

use some good ol' muslim banter

you are the bomb!
gimme your dads number so i can arrange a price for you
if you were mine i promise i wouldn't beat you as hard as others would...

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