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This is a game guys. So the idea is that I will begin with the first paragraph of the story and then another person will post another paragraph/line and we will continue from there.

So let's start guys.

Jonny: Why didn't you come ice skating last night?

Mike: I couldn't because i was too busy shagging Amy.

Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

(Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna play a game of footy?

Jordan: No too busy shagging Lauren

Mike: OMG You're shagging the hottest woman ever!
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(Original post by CuriousGuy777)
This is a game guys. So the idea is that I will begin with the first paragraph of the story and then another person will post another paragraph and we will continue from there.

So let's start guys.

Jonny: Why did't you come ice skating last night?

Mike: I couldent because i was too busy shagging Amy.

Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

(Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna game of footy?

Jordan: No too busy shagging Lauren

Mike: OMG Your shagging the hottest woman ever!
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
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(Original post by Hamoody)
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Stfup and post the second paragraph.
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(Original post by CuriousGuy777)
Stfup and post the second paragraph.
Nawh man, next thing you know, this will be an erotica blog for them horny teens on here :rofl:
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(Original post by Hamoody)
Nawh man, next thing you know, this will be an erotica blog for them horny teens on here :rofl:
I promise you it won't. Go ahead bro.
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I promise you it won't. Go ahead bro.
I think we're all good here, I'll let that pass
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(Original post by CuriousGuy777)
This is a game guys. So the idea is that I will begin with the first paragraph of the story and then another person will post another paragraph and we will continue from there.

So let's start guys.

Jonny: Why didn't you come ice skating last night?

Mike: I couldn't because i was too busy shagging Amy.

Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

(Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna play a game of footy?

Jordan: No too busy shagging Lauren

Mike: OMG You're shagging the hottest woman ever!
Jordon: Yeah can't believe she used to be my TSR crush and I kept making threads about her on anon.
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Jordon: Yeah can't believe she used to be my TSR crush and I kept making threads about her on anon.
I'm purple with laughter :rofl:
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Jordon: Yeah can't believe she used to be my TSR crush and I kept making threads about her on anon.
Mike: While I wasted time asking TSRians if I was hot.
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Mike: While I wasted time asking TSRians if I was hot.
Jordon: Bruh I told you to slide into DMs

Mike: Too many catfishes tho

Jordon: True, I am a tsr catfish myself actually. That's how I got Lauren to shag me.

Mike: :eek2:
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😂😂😂
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(Original post by queenofswords)
Jordon: Bruh I told you to slide into DMs

Mike: Too many catfishes tho

Jordon: True, I am a tsr catfish myself actually. That's how I got Lauren to shag me.

Mike: :eek2:
Lauren: Joke's on you Jordon, I'm a panromantic tri-gender Pokemon
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Lauren: Joke's on you Jordon, I'm a panromantic tri-gender Pokemon
Jordan: Hey. How come you're here? I thought you were shagging Andy tonight.
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Jordan: Hey. How come you're here? I thought you were shagging Andy tonight.
Lauren: Andy's not feeling too randy unfortunately
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Lauren: Andy's not feeling too randy unfortunately
Jordan: Hold on mam. Lauren remember I repped your anon post where you wanted to know how to deal with a *uckboy? Do I get shagged in return?
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Jordan: Hold on mam. Lauren remember I repped your anon post where you wanted to know how to deal with a *uckboy? Do I get shagged in return?
Lauren: I'm sorry but I don't shag guys who vote UKIP .
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Lauren: I'm sorry but I don't shag guys who vote UKIP .
Jordon: What's wrong with UKIP?

Lauren: Nothing...

Jordon: Wait... did you vote.. remain?
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Then Jordon woke up...It was all a dream

The End
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Then Jordon woke up...It was all a dream

The End
Gold medalist :clap2::lol:
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The actual f#ck is this?
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