Story time

This is a game guys. So the idea is that I will begin with the first paragraph of the story and then another person will post another paragraph/line and we will continue from there.

So let's start guys.

Jonny: Why didn't you come ice skating last night?

Mike: I couldn't because i was too busy shagging Amy.

Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

(Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna play a game of footy?

Jordan: No too busy shagging Lauren

Mike: OMG You're shagging the hottest woman ever!

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Reply 1

Hamoody

Original post by CuriousGuy777

This is a game guys. So the idea is that I will begin with the first paragraph of the story and then another person will post another paragraph and we will continue from there.

So let's start guys.

Jonny: Why did't you come ice skating last night?

Mike: I couldent because i was too busy shagging Amy.

Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

(Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna game of footy?

Jordan: No too busy shagging Lauren

Mike: OMG Your shagging the hottest woman ever!

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Reply 2

username3049746

Original post by Hamoody

Stfup and post the second paragraph.

Reply 3

Hamoody

Original post by CuriousGuy777

Stfup and post the second paragraph.

Nawh man, next thing you know, this will be an erotica blog for them horny teens on here :rofl:

Reply 4

username3049746

Original post by Hamoody

Nawh man, next thing you know, this will be an erotica blog for them horny teens on here :rofl:

I promise you it won't. Go ahead bro.

Reply 5

Hamoody

Original post by CuriousGuy777

I promise you it won't. Go ahead bro.

I think we're all good here, I'll let that pass :redface:

Reply 6

queenofswords

Original post by CuriousGuy777

This is a game guys. So the idea is that I will begin with the first paragraph of the story and then another person will post another paragraph and we will continue from there.

So let's start guys.

Jonny: Why didn't you come ice skating last night?

Mike: I couldn't because i was too busy shagging Amy.

Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

(Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna play a game of footy?

Jordan: No too busy shagging Lauren

Mike: OMG You're shagging the hottest woman ever!

Jordon: Yeah can't believe she used to be my TSR crush and I kept making threads about her on anon.

Reply 7

Hamoody

Original post by queenofswords

Jordon: Yeah can't believe she used to be my TSR crush and I kept making threads about her on anon.

I'm purple with laughter :rofl:

Reply 8

Hamoody

Original post by queenofswords

Jordon: Yeah can't believe she used to be my TSR crush and I kept making threads about her on anon.

Mike: While I wasted time asking TSRians if I was hot.

Reply 9

queenofswords

Original post by Hamoody

Mike: While I wasted time asking TSRians if I was hot.

Jordon: Bruh I told you to slide into DMs

Mike: Too many catfishes tho

Jordon: True, I am a tsr catfish myself actually. That's how I got Lauren to shag me.

Mike: :eek2:

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Original post by queenofswords

Jordon: Bruh I told you to slide into DMs

Mike: Too many catfishes tho

Jordon: True, I am a tsr catfish myself actually. That's how I got Lauren to shag me.

Mike: :eek2:

Lauren: Joke's on you Jordon, I'm a panromantic tri-gender Pokemon

Reply 12

username3049746

Original post by AnIndianGuy

Lauren: Joke's on you Jordon, I'm a panromantic tri-gender Pokemon

Jordan: Hey. How come you're here? I thought you were shagging Andy tonight.

Reply 13

AnIndianGuy

Original post by CuriousGuy777

Jordan: Hey. How come you're here? I thought you were shagging Andy tonight.

Lauren: Andy's not feeling too randy unfortunately :frown:

Reply 14

Hamoody

Original post by AnIndianGuy

Lauren: Andy's not feeling too randy unfortunately :frown:

Jordan: Hold on mam. Lauren remember I repped your anon post where you wanted to know how to deal with a *uckboy? Do I get shagged in return? :colone:

Reply 15

username3049746

Original post by Hamoody

Jordan: Hold on mam. Lauren remember I repped your anon post where you wanted to know how to deal with a *uckboy? Do I get shagged in return? :colone:

Lauren: I'm sorry but I don't shag guys who vote UKIP .