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    This is a game guys. So the idea is that I will begin with the first paragraph of the story and then another person will post another paragraph/line and we will continue from there.

    So let's start guys.

    Jonny: Why didn't you come ice skating last night?

    Mike: I couldn't because i was too busy shagging Amy.

    Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

    (Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna play a game of footy?

    Jordan: No too busy shagging Lauren

    Mike: OMG You're shagging the hottest woman ever!
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    (Original post by CuriousGuy777)
    This is a game guys. So the idea is that I will begin with the first paragraph of the story and then another person will post another paragraph and we will continue from there.

    So let's start guys.

    Jonny: Why did't you come ice skating last night?

    Mike: I couldent because i was too busy shagging Amy.

    Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

    (Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna game of footy?

    Jordan: No too busy shagging Lauren

    Mike: OMG Your shagging the hottest woman ever!
    :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
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    (Original post by Hamoody)
    :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
    Stfup and post the second paragraph.
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    (Original post by CuriousGuy777)
    Stfup and post the second paragraph.
    Nawh man, next thing you know, this will be an erotica blog for them horny teens on here :rofl:
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    (Original post by Hamoody)
    Nawh man, next thing you know, this will be an erotica blog for them horny teens on here :rofl:
    I promise you it won't. Go ahead bro.
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    (Original post by CuriousGuy777)
    I promise you it won't. Go ahead bro.
    I think we're all good here, I'll let that pass
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    (Original post by CuriousGuy777)
    This is a game guys. So the idea is that I will begin with the first paragraph of the story and then another person will post another paragraph and we will continue from there.

    So let's start guys.

    Jonny: Why didn't you come ice skating last night?

    Mike: I couldn't because i was too busy shagging Amy.

    Jonny: Everyone wants to shag her, She is the hottest girl ever!

    (Mike rings on a phone) Mike: Jordan, wonna play a game of footy?

    Jordan: No too busy shagging Lauren

    Mike: OMG You're shagging the hottest woman ever!
    Jordon: Yeah can't believe she used to be my TSR crush and I kept making threads about her on anon.
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    (Original post by queenofswords)
    Jordon: Yeah can't believe she used to be my TSR crush and I kept making threads about her on anon.
    I'm purple with laughter :rofl:
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    (Original post by queenofswords)
    Jordon: Yeah can't believe she used to be my TSR crush and I kept making threads about her on anon.
    Mike: While I wasted time asking TSRians if I was hot.
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    (Original post by Hamoody)
    Mike: While I wasted time asking TSRians if I was hot.
    Jordon: Bruh I told you to slide into DMs

    Mike: Too many catfishes tho

    Jordon: True, I am a tsr catfish myself actually. That's how I got Lauren to shag me.

    Mike: :eek2:
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    (Original post by queenofswords)
    Jordon: Bruh I told you to slide into DMs

    Mike: Too many catfishes tho

    Jordon: True, I am a tsr catfish myself actually. That's how I got Lauren to shag me.

    Mike: :eek2:
    Lauren: Joke's on you Jordon, I'm a panromantic tri-gender Pokemon
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    (Original post by AnIndianGuy)
    Lauren: Joke's on you Jordon, I'm a panromantic tri-gender Pokemon
    Jordan: Hey. How come you're here? I thought you were shagging Andy tonight.
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    (Original post by CuriousGuy777)
    Jordan: Hey. How come you're here? I thought you were shagging Andy tonight.
    Lauren: Andy's not feeling too randy unfortunately
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    (Original post by AnIndianGuy)
    Lauren: Andy's not feeling too randy unfortunately
    Jordan: Hold on mam. Lauren remember I repped your anon post where you wanted to know how to deal with a *uckboy? Do I get shagged in return?
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    (Original post by Hamoody)
    Jordan: Hold on mam. Lauren remember I repped your anon post where you wanted to know how to deal with a *uckboy? Do I get shagged in return?
    Lauren: I'm sorry but I don't shag guys who vote UKIP .
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    (Original post by CuriousGuy777)
    Lauren: I'm sorry but I don't shag guys who vote UKIP .
    Jordon: What's wrong with UKIP?

    Lauren: Nothing...

    Jordon: Wait... did you vote.. remain?
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    Then Jordon woke up...It was all a dream

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    (Original post by tamil fever)
    Then Jordon woke up...It was all a dream

    The End
    Gold medalist :clap2::lol:
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    The actual f#ck is this?
 
 
 
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