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Reply 100

I’ve got a right stinking cold
I’ve just Googled the word ‘lockets’
You should see how many sites there are on the Chinese space programme...

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Reply 102

Mr Blobby had a one-off with Tinky Winky and made jelly babies

Reply 103

Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr Town centre.

Reply 104

You're so stupid you need a seat belt for a sofa

Reply 105

Went to a Plastic Surgery Anonymous meeting last night. There were a lot of new faces...

Reply 106

Two tectonic plates bumped into each other.
One said: "Oops, sorry, my Fault."

Reply 107

I remember the time I got 15 valentines cards, that security guard gave quite a chase.

Reply 108

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by Seungy_Han
Dat weak find a better one


Speak English dumaths

Reply 109

STEP 1 : Knock Knock
STEP 2 : GOTO STEP 1

Funny.


Spoiler

Reply 110

Why are penguins good racing car drives?

Because they are always in pole position.

Reply 111

How can you tell if someone has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow :colone:

Reply 112

Talked to a girl at a vegan party. Not sure, but I think I met herbivore.

Reply 113

All these jokes about dyslexia have reached an all time owl.

Reply 114

Wasn't feeling too clever today, so I phoned in thick

Reply 115

I was walking home and I saw a man beating a crippled man who could barely defend himself. This isn't right, I thought, so I jumped in to help him.
That cripple didn't stand a chance against the two of us.

Reply 116

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs……because they always take things, literally.

Reply 117

ECUADOR: Two owls arrested after break-in at ancient tomb. Police suspect they are Inca Hoots.

Reply 118

Gabn! That's bang out of order.

Reply 119

i asked my dad for a raise on my allowance
he told me to take my cash and put it under the sun and see if il get some rays

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