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Reply 100
I’ve got a right stinking cold
I’ve just Googled the word ‘lockets’
You should see how many sites there are on the Chinese space programme...
I’ve just Googled the word ‘lockets’
You should see how many sites there are on the Chinese space programme...
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Reply 102
Mr Blobby had a one-off with Tinky Winky and made jelly babies
Reply 103
Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr Town centre.
Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr Town centre.
Reply 104
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You're so stupid you need a seat belt for a sofa
Reply 105
Went to a Plastic Surgery Anonymous meeting last night. There were a lot of new faces...
Reply 106
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Two tectonic plates bumped into each other.
One said: "Oops, sorry, my Fault."
One said: "Oops, sorry, my Fault."
Reply 107
I remember the time I got 15 valentines cards, that security guard gave quite a chase.
Reply 108
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Speak English dumaths
Reply 109
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STEP 1 : Knock Knock
STEP 2 : GOTO STEP 1
Funny.
STEP 2 : GOTO STEP 1
Funny.
Spoiler
Reply 110
Why are penguins good racing car drives?
Because they are always in pole position.
Because they are always in pole position.
Reply 111
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How can you tell if someone has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow 
Reply 112
Talked to a girl at a vegan party. Not sure, but I think I met herbivore.
Reply 113
All these jokes about dyslexia have reached an all time owl.
Reply 114
Wasn't feeling too clever today, so I phoned in thick
Reply 115
I was walking home and I saw a man beating a crippled man who could barely defend himself. This isn't right, I thought, so I jumped in to help him.
That cripple didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
That cripple didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Reply 116
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs……because they always take things, literally.
Reply 117
ECUADOR: Two owls arrested after break-in at ancient tomb. Police suspect they are Inca Hoots.
Reply 118
Gabn! That's bang out of order.
Reply 119
i asked my dad for a raise on my allowance
he told me to take my cash and put it under the sun and see if il get some rays
he told me to take my cash and put it under the sun and see if il get some rays
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