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I’ve got a right stinking cold
I’ve just Googled the word ‘lockets’
You should see how many sites there are on the Chinese space programme...
Mr Blobby had a one-off with Tinky Winky and made jelly babies
Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr Town centre.
You're so stupid you need a seat belt for a sofa
Went to a Plastic Surgery Anonymous meeting last night. There were a lot of new faces...
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Two tectonic plates bumped into each other.
One said: "Oops, sorry, my Fault."
I remember the time I got 15 valentines cards, that security guard gave quite a chase.
Original post by Seungy_Han
Dat weak find a better one


Speak English dumaths
STEP 1 : Knock Knock
STEP 2 : GOTO STEP 1

Funny.


Spoiler

Why are penguins good racing car drives?

Because they are always in pole position.
How can you tell if someone has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow :colone:
Talked to a girl at a vegan party. Not sure, but I think I met herbivore.
All these jokes about dyslexia have reached an all time owl.
Wasn't feeling too clever today, so I phoned in thick
I was walking home and I saw a man beating a crippled man who could barely defend himself. This isn't right, I thought, so I jumped in to help him.
That cripple didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs……because they always take things, literally.
ECUADOR: Two owls arrested after break-in at ancient tomb. Police suspect they are Inca Hoots.
Gabn! That's bang out of order.
i asked my dad for a raise on my allowance
he told me to take my cash and put it under the sun and see if il get some rays

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