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Aconite
Violent Rapist - Riolent Vapist.
Har, har.
Har, har.
Oh, right, I got that one -- I assumed that he was talking to you, i.e. your username was a spoonerism, silly me.
or till my hands can no longer hold my d***
MSB
I'll start ranting about Rommel in a minute, until I get my cup of tea and chocolate bourbon.
I bet he liked a good tug.
Once.
I started in the winter of '43, it was a bitterly cold one that but maybe a bit before your time. So as I was saying, it was the winter of '43, and a bitterly cold one at that. I was a-wandering down to the local store, and on my way, I came cross a fledgling sparrow. Born too early, it was, and knocked outta the nest. I did the only humane thing, and fed it to me cat. It was around then I started to masturbate, but it was so bitter cold in that winter of '43, you see, that my darn hand froze to me member. Ever since, I've not been able to get my hand outta my pants, and yet I've never been able to finish. Probably a bit before your time, that winter of '43, but struth, it were bitter cold.
I started in the winter of '43, it was a bitterly cold one that but maybe a bit before your time. So as I was saying, it was the winter of '43, and a bitterly cold one at that. I was a-wandering down to the local store, and on my way, I came cross a fledgling sparrow. Born too early, it was, and knocked outta the nest. I did the only humane thing, and fed it to me cat. It was around then I started to masturbate, but it was so bitter cold in that winter of '43, you see, that my darn hand froze to me member. Ever since, I've not been able to get my hand outta my pants, and yet I've never been able to finish. Probably a bit before your time, that winter of '43, but struth, it were bitter cold.
DoMakeSayThink
Once.
I started in the winter of '43, it was a bitterly cold one that but maybe a bit before your time. So as I was saying, it was the winter of '43, and a bitterly cold one at that. I was a-wandering down to the local store, and on my way, I came cross a fledgling sparrow. Born too early, it was, and knocked outta the nest. I did the only humane thing, and fed it to me cat. It was around then I started to masturbate, but it was so bitter cold in that winter of '43, you see, that my darn hand froze to me member. Ever since, I've not been able to get my hand outta my pants, and yet I've never been able to finish. Probably a bit before your time, that winter of '43, but struth, it were bitter cold.
I started in the winter of '43, it was a bitterly cold one that but maybe a bit before your time. So as I was saying, it was the winter of '43, and a bitterly cold one at that. I was a-wandering down to the local store, and on my way, I came cross a fledgling sparrow. Born too early, it was, and knocked outta the nest. I did the only humane thing, and fed it to me cat. It was around then I started to masturbate, but it was so bitter cold in that winter of '43, you see, that my darn hand froze to me member. Ever since, I've not been able to get my hand outta my pants, and yet I've never been able to finish. Probably a bit before your time, that winter of '43, but struth, it were bitter cold.
I daresay the Cold War kept your hand firmly glued to your member then.
I have someone to do this for me. He's called Lok-Wun.
Jangrafess
I have someone to do this for me. He's called Lok-Wun.
i don't geddit.
white_haired_wizard
i don't geddit.
Jangrafess
explain it to me.
pls.
if not i may have to threaten you with sexual assault
white_haired_wizard
explain it to me.
pls.
if not i may have to threaten you with sexual assault
pls.
if not i may have to threaten you with sexual assault
Sorry, have to run aaawwaaaaay. Late for meeting mates.
bitch ass 
Whenever I feel like it and get the opportunity. In fact I think I will do it now. Not many replies from the girls I note.
I welcome fake female pics. Good for masturbation.
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