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  • View Poll Results: How Often Do You Masturbate?
    Once a day
    44
    23.40%
    1-3 Times a day
    53
    28.19%
    3+ Times a day
    14
    7.45%
    Every Other Day
    33
    17.55%
    Every week or so
    23
    12.23%
    I don't masturbate
    21
    11.17%

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    (Original post by jismith1989)
    Explain the spoonerism, pretty please. I don't get it. I understand what a spoonerism is, I just can't work it out!
    Violent Rapist - Riolent Vapist.

    Har, har.
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    (Original post by Aconite)
    Violent Rapist - Riolent Vapist.

    Har, har.
    Oh, right, I got that one -- I assumed that he was talking to you, i.e. your username was a spoonerism, silly me.
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    As needed or till my hands can no longer hold my d***
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    (Original post by MSB)
    Teehee.
    Yeah, chill out, MSB. Grandpa turned nasty, and it ain't pretty. Think about Converse and synthesisers.

    In other news, masturbation.
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    (Original post by Aconite)
    Yeah, chill out, MSB. Grandpa turned nasty, and it ain't pretty.

    In other news, masturbation.
    I'll start ranting about Rommel in a minute, until I get my cup of tea and chocolate bourbon.
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    (Original post by MSB)
    I'll start ranting about Rommel in a minute, until I get my cup of tea and chocolate bourbon.
    I bet he liked a good tug.
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    (Original post by MSB)
    I'll start ranting about Rommel in a minute, until I get my cup of tea and chocolate bourbon.
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    Once.

    I started in the winter of '43, it was a bitterly cold one that but maybe a bit before your time. So as I was saying, it was the winter of '43, and a bitterly cold one at that. I was a-wandering down to the local store, and on my way, I came cross a fledgling sparrow. Born too early, it was, and knocked outta the nest. I did the only humane thing, and fed it to me cat. It was around then I started to masturbate, but it was so bitter cold in that winter of '43, you see, that my darn hand froze to me member. Ever since, I've not been able to get my hand outta my pants, and yet I've never been able to finish. Probably a bit before your time, that winter of '43, but struth, it were bitter cold.
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    (Original post by DoMakeSayThink)
    Once.

    I started in the winter of '43, it was a bitterly cold one that but maybe a bit before your time. So as I was saying, it was the winter of '43, and a bitterly cold one at that. I was a-wandering down to the local store, and on my way, I came cross a fledgling sparrow. Born too early, it was, and knocked outta the nest. I did the only humane thing, and fed it to me cat. It was around then I started to masturbate, but it was so bitter cold in that winter of '43, you see, that my darn hand froze to me member. Ever since, I've not been able to get my hand outta my pants, and yet I've never been able to finish. Probably a bit before your time, that winter of '43, but struth, it were bitter cold.
    I daresay the Cold War kept your hand firmly glued to your member then.
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    I have someone to do this for me. He's called Lok-Wun.
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    My most recent ex said he does it up to 8 times a day. I was horrified. I'm lucky if I do one a week, but every couple of months I'll go a few days in a row. I just have a low sex drive I guess.
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    I have someone to do this for me. He's called Lok-Wun.
    i don't geddit.
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    (Original post by Aconite)
    masturbation.
    I just spent ages trying to work out what your name was, you mislead me.

    to everybody else : POST MORE HOT TSR MEMBERS SO I CAN FAP PLZKTHANX.
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    i don't geddit.
    :console:
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    :console:
    explain it to me.

    pls.

    if not i may have to threaten you with sexual assault
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    (Original post by white_haired_wizard)
    explain it to me.

    pls.

    if not i may have to threaten you with sexual assault
    Sorry, have to run aaawwaaaaay. Late for meeting mates.
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    ***** ass :rolleyes:
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    Whenever I feel like it and get the opportunity. In fact I think I will do it now. Not many replies from the girls I note.
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    I welcome fake female pics. Good for masturbation.
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    I'm female, hence, i dont.
 
 
 
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