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let us revisit the far North once again on the occasion of Burns Night. the noo.

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Bring Me the Ned of Alfredo Garcia

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https://stooryduster.co.uk/scottish-words-glossary/

https://mudcat.org/scots/index.cfm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Scotland

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper
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Loch and Quay
och tha's a canny wee parcel o' punnage Roger OBE :congrats:

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The final thistle
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Kilton Friedman
The final thistle
:ahee: a fine wee pairy my friend

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ah'm awa' to ma bed

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Like a Sturgeon
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:rave: a lovely perky pair Ma'am :ahee:

the first one is superb :congrats::woo:

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:woo: you'll have had your tea Sir Nulli ? :teehee:

these are braw wee puns Sire !! :borat:

the people of Caledonia appreciate them:

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A dhaoine uaisle,
feuch nach tilg thu do tam o ’shanters
aig ceann laghnanaid mòr air an ionad-fàilte
fhad‘ s a tha i na cadal.
Is dòcha gu bheil e coltach ri deoch èibhinn,
ach tha e gu math eas-urramach
. bidh biganasnaid a ’cur seachad a cuid
uairean far dleasdanas mar neach-buaidh eadar-lìn agus gu nàdarra
tha i gu math sgìth nuair a thig i a dh’obair an seo.
Cuideachd tha e mì-laghail geall a chuir air tilgeil adan.

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Leas-mhanaidsear cuideachaidh fealla-dhà adan agus sin


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Gentlemen,
try not to throw your tam o 'shanters
at the head of a large Seònaid on the reception area
while she is asleep.
It may sound like a funny prank,
but it is very disrespectful.
big Seònaid spends her hours off duty
as an internet influencer and is naturally very tired
when it comes to working here.
It is also illegal to bet on throwing hats.

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Hats assistant assistant manager and that
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:rave: thanks for these bonnie puns harrysbar. you are very skeely

the people of Scotland are leinfu:

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A mhnathan,
a-màireach cumaidh na daoine-uaisle
am farpais bhliadhnail fèileadh fèileadh aca mar thaic
do luchd-brathaidh cabair ann an feum.
tha beatha gnìomhach tosser caber goirid gu duilich;
às deidh aois trithead ’s a sia tha iad air a’ chrann-brisidh.
Ma tha thu airson sùil a thoirt air na daoine-uaisle
dìreach facal a bhith agad le Nansaidh mòr aig cuirm.
Tha taghadh aice de theileasgopan cumhachdach
agus sin airson a thoirt dhut air iasad.

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Leas-mhanaidsear Leas-dannsa Dannsa Kilt agus sin

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Ladies,
tomorrow the gentlemen will hold their annual kilt twerking competition
in support of caber tossers in need.
the active life of a caber tosser is short and difficult;
after the age of thirty-six they are on the verge of collapse.
If you want to check out the gentlemen
just have a word with a great Nancy on reception.
She has a selection of powerful telescopes to lend you.

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Kilt Dance Assistant Dance Manager and that
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:gah: a canty wee punnie my friend

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