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Egg and Fish.

Should there be legal repercussions for individuals who put foods such as egg and fish in commumal office/ work place microwaves? Or could this be interpreted as a form of white supremacy?
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Sacked on the spot for using biological weapons in the office.
Reply 2
i don’t like eggs:cry:
Original post by glassalice
Should there be legal repercussions for individuals who put foods such as egg and fish in commumal office/ work place microwaves? Or could this be interpreted as a form of white supremacy?

what for tho? whats the reason?
Reply 4
5 years in prison, with the inescapable smell of eggs and fish in their cell.
A similar punishment should also be given to individuals who bring steamed broccoli.
Capital crime against coworkers and kitchen facilities. :biggrin:
Contamination with seafood, raw egg, rotten eggs or foul smelling eggs.
Punishable by a life sentence on the raw veg & liquids only diet.
Should also apply to: brussels sprouts, pineapple pizza, marmite and jamie oliver's aptly named "jerk rice". :mad2::mad2:
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Original post by BluMoon06
what for tho? whats the reason?

Have you never smelt the putrid stink of freshly microwaved kippers combined with office BO?
You have got some nasty surprises ahead of you.
Original post by LovelyMrFox
5 years in prison, with the inescapable smell of eggs and fish in their cell.
A similar punishment should also be given to individuals who bring steamed broccoli.

I feel like your current avatar nicely compliments the crime's punishment.

However, what would you suggest doing to those strange minded humans who enjoy the smell of eggs and fish? Can they be rehabilitated?
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What about blue eggs, problem solved :qed:
What's wrong with eggs?
Original post by black tea
What's wrong with eggs?

Sulphur

Original post by CoolCavy
Sulphur


How do people cook their egg?! I have never thad this problem...
Reply 12
who's reheating eggs
Original post by nzy
who's reheating eggs

People that like being bullied.
Original post by glassalice
Should there be legal repercussions for individuals who put foods such as egg and fish in commumal office/ work place microwaves? Or could this be interpreted as a form of white supremacy?

Whoever put these two combinations together needs to go back to the kitchen and amend their combos.

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Original post by DiddyDec
Sacked on the spot for using biological weapons in the office.


:rofl3:
Reply 16
Original post by glassalice
I feel like your current avatar nicely compliments the crime's punishment.

However, what would you suggest doing to those strange minded humans who enjoy the smell of eggs and fish? Can they be rehabilitated?

Death penalty, put the poor people out of their misery. Rehabilitation is not possible.
Original post by Thecrazydoughnut
Whoever put these two combinations together needs to go back to the kitchen and amend their combos.

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Egg and fish is pretty normal.

Smoked salmon and scrambled egg :drool:
Original post by DiddyDec
Egg and fish is pretty normal.

Smoked salmon and scrambled egg :drool:

Err I don’t know what world you live in Dec.... that’s not a good combo.

Yolkes! What on earth are you eating? 😱
Original post by Thecrazydoughnut
Err I don’t know what world you live in Dec.... that’s not a good combo.

Yolkes! What on earth are you eating? 😱

A better world than you :h:

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