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so today is World Teachers Day :yay:

let us hand in our puns on time

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My maths teacher had too many problems
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My maths teacher had too many problems
:rave: hehehe good one Dent :girl:

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:rave: hehehe good one Dent :girl:

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Thanks, I knew not all math puns are bad, just sum🙃
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Thanks, I knew not all math puns are bad, just sum🙃
:ahee: you are on fire Dent :headfire:

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B.Ed. knobs and broomsticks
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B.Ed. knobs and broomsticks
:woo: A* punnage Sir J :congrats:

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Mr Norris the Geography Teacher used to be in the army
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the bell is a signal for me, not you !!

now pack up your puns and leave quietly.

i said quietly Meddad
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Tony Curtis and Roger Moore are:-

The Preceptors
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My maths teacher had too many problems
Hopefully it didn't lesson your enthusiasm. I bet you were in a different class.
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
Tony Curtis and Roger Moore are:-

The Preceptors
:woo: good one Sir Nulli !! :yay:

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Hannibal was a distinguished language teacher at St Clarice's College Oxford. He specialised in Etruscan and early Latin poetry; his seminal work Quam tacent iambi explores the use of ellipsis in funerary odes
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Hard Cane - Bob Dylan :argh:

Red Cane - Peter Gabriel :eek:
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Hard Cane - Bob Dylan :argh:

Red Cane - Peter Gabriel :eek:
:woo: spanking good punnage Sir J !! Image

the people of Haiti are thrilled with your wordplay

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Mesye,
tanpri pa sèk konkonb lanmè ou sou radyatè yo chanm chanje.
Yo atire tout kalite ensèk ak areye ki tonbe atè a nan yon eta kataleptik.
Mouton zwazo Lè sa a, rive manje bagay sa yo manje fasil.
Zwazo yo lakòz tap fè ravaj, atake rido yo ak pye pwenti yo ak anplwaye tèt chaje ak kliyan yo.
Big Manoucheka dam netwayaj la di ke yon grackle pecked kneecap li semèn pase a.
Poukisa nou pa kite konkonm lanmè ou a ak gwo Nerlande nan resepsyon?
Li te gen yon kofr espesyal pou bèt lanmè litoral.

Yonel Wesly Dorsainvil

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan bèt lanmè lèd e ke


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Gentlemen,
please do not dry your sea cucumber on the changing room radiators.
They attract all manner of insects and spiders which fall to the floor in a cataleptic state.
Flocks of birds then arrive to eat these easy food items.
The birds cause havoc, attacking the curtains with their pointy feet and terrifying staff and customers.
Big Manoucheka the cleaning lady says that a grackle pecked her kneecap last week.
Why not leave your sea cucumbers with big Nerlande at reception ?
She has a special cupboard for littoral marine creatures.

Yonel Wesly Dorsainvil

Deputy Assistant Manager of ugly sea creatures and that
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Full Marx to most teachers.

Lazy Commies.
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Full Marx to most teachers.

Lazy Commies.
:woo: this is what happens when we leave Roger Scruton's books lying around :facepalm2:

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B.Ed. knobs and broomsticks
:toofunny:
N1. :five:
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Hey, Creature, eat the kids alone!
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Star Wars: a new homework

Star Wars: the experiment strikes back [Chemistry teacher stars in an explosive story]

The lunchbox, the whteboard and the watercolours [ our hero rejects the academic route]

Harry Potter and the half-blood principal [who is the new Headteacher - the mystery deepens]

HO and the order of the protractors [instruments of maths construction are let loose ...]

HP and the deathly highlighter

Raiders of the lost assignment


Must go .. 'it's a wonderful lesson' now
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