Make it More Teacher-ey !!

the bear

so today is World Teachers Day :yay:

let us hand in our puns on time :h:

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Reply 1

username5807558

My maths teacher had too many problems

Reply 2

the bear

Original post by Dentaldreams

My maths teacher had too many problems

hehehe good one Dent :girl:

Reply 3

username5807558

Original post by the bear

hehehe good one Dent :girl:

Thanks, I knew not all math puns are bad, just sum🙃

(edited 2 years ago)

Reply 4

the bear

Original post by Dentaldreams

Thanks, I knew not all math puns are bad, just sum🙃

you are on fire Dent :headfire:

Reply 5

Joinedup

B.Ed. knobs and broomsticks

Reply 6

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

B.Ed. knobs and broomsticks

A* punnage Sir J :congrats:

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the bell is a signal for me, not you !!

now pack up your puns and leave quietly.

i said quietly Meddad :angry:

Reply 9

nulli tertius

Tony Curtis and Roger Moore are:-

The Preceptors

Reply 10

meddad

Original post by Dentaldreams

My maths teacher had too many problems

Hopefully it didn't lesson your enthusiasm. I bet you were in a different class.

Reply 11

the bear

Original post by nulli tertius

Tony Curtis and Roger Moore are:-

The Preceptors

good one Sir Nulli !! :yay:

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Hard Cane - Bob Dylan :argh:

Red Cane - Peter Gabriel :eek:

Reply 14

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

Hard Cane - Bob Dylan :argh:

Red Cane - Peter Gabriel :eek:

spanking good punnage Sir J !!

the people of Haiti are thrilled with your wordplay :h:

Mesye,
tanpri pa sèk konkonb lanmè ou sou radyatè yo chanm chanje.
Yo atire tout kalite ensèk ak areye ki tonbe atè a nan yon eta kataleptik.
Mouton zwazo Lè sa a, rive manje bagay sa yo manje fasil.
Zwazo yo lakòz tap fè ravaj, atake rido yo ak pye pwenti yo ak anplwaye tèt chaje ak kliyan yo.
Big Manoucheka dam netwayaj la di ke yon grackle pecked kneecap li semèn pase a.
Poukisa nou pa kite konkonm lanmè ou a ak gwo Nerlande nan resepsyon?
Li te gen yon kofr espesyal pou bèt lanmè litoral.

Yonel Wesly Dorsainvil

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan bèt lanmè lèd e ke

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Reply 15

Trinculo

Full Marx to most teachers.

Lazy Commies.

Reply 16

the bear

Original post by Trinculo

Full Marx to most teachers.

Lazy Commies.

this is what happens when we leave Roger Scruton's books lying around :facepalm2:

Reply 17

Fullofsurprises

Original post by Joinedup

B.Ed. knobs and broomsticks

N1.

Reply 18

Fullofsurprises

Hey, Creature, eat the kids alone!

Reply 19

Muttley79

Star Wars: a new homework

Star Wars: the experiment strikes back [Chemistry teacher stars in an explosive story]

The lunchbox, the whteboard and the watercolours [ our hero rejects the academic route]

Harry Potter and the half-blood principal [who is the new Headteacher - the mystery deepens]

HO and the order of the protractors [instruments of maths construction are let loose ...]

HP and the deathly highlighter

Raiders of the lost assignment

Must go .. 'it's a wonderful lesson' now